Day 3 of China teachermaxxing job hunt

[AlexBrown84]

Look, date local but socialize mostly with other expats. Hanging out with Chinese folks isn't very fun after you've been in China for a while. Most other expats will usually have Monday and Tuesday off and this is when you have fun. The odd time you'll find a cool Chinese dude to kick it with but to date girls there you don't need to have a social life among Chinese whatsoever.

For me, I’ll just socialize with no one. I belong in neither world..

 

[Jamesothy]

For me, I’ll just socialize with no one. I belong in neither world..

I've done that a collective year or two in some far flung places in China. Hohhot and Deyang.

 

[Orientalist]

Aren't you thinking of Chongqing?

In the end I got sent my own way to Wuhan. Hope I like it

 

[Jamesothy]

In the end I got sent my own way to Wuhan. Hope I like it

Wuhan is an awesome city. Good place to learn Chinese. I've never been regrettably, but I know about it.

 

[Orientalist]

no

a lot of the listings on wellcee are years old and not available

use this site

【58同城 58.com】昆明分类信息 - 本地 免费 高效

Do you or anyone know about people posting listings on xiaohongshu? Idk if it’s largely a scam or not. Stuff like this:

 

[AlexBrown84]

Do you or anyone know about people posting listings on xiaohongshu? Idk if it’s largely a scam or not. Stuff like this:
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Never looked into it. Adding agents from 58 on WeChat and seeing their posts is more up to date than anything ime

 

[Orientalist]

Never looked into it. Adding agents from 58 on WeChat and seeing their posts is more up to date than anything ime

Same thing with j*bs I think

Good place to learn Chinese

What makes you say that? Dialect is close to standard Mandarin or something?
I'm getting FOMO not being in 广州/成都/上海 but perhaps it's for my own sanity, and it'll let me transmute all energy into getting as good at Mandarin as possible for the next year

 

[Jamesothy]

Same thing with j*bs I think

What makes you say that? Dialect is close to standard Mandarin or something?
I'm getting FOMO not being in 广州/成都/上海 but perhaps it's for my own sanity, and it'll let me transmute all energy into getting as good at Mandarin as possible for the next year

Because it's where the old crossroads. Anyone going north, South, East or West by train in the old days usually had to pass through Wuhan.

Shanghai is no good. Not very fun.

 

[practicaleagle]

Look, date local but socialize mostly with other expats. Hanging out with Chinese folks isn't very fun after you've been in China for a while. Most other expats will usually have Monday and Tuesday off and this is when you have fun. The odd time you'll find a cool Chinese dude to kick it with but to date girls there you don't need to have a social life among Chinese whatsoever.

More Chinese people might be out at the clubs on Saturday and Sunday but that's not where you want to pull from for any sort of relationship. For sex just talk to girls. Cold approaching will yield results in China. Use the pretence of needing help with something then see if you can't kid around with her before getting her WeChat.

As for schools 24 hours with no office hours is good. It's salary based right? All that means is you just gotta show up and teach when you have class and leave when you're done. You don't have to sit in an office watching a clock. You should be able to get a job like that for at least 20,000 kuai a month with no experience or qualifications. That's a good contract.

Just act confident in the interviews. As long as you can let kids have fun while controlling them for 30 minutes on the spot and d you're a native speaker they don't care if you've got experience.

Are you a 40 year old boomer who's stuck teaching in China who can't even speak Chinese or something? That's the only way I could see this not being sad as hell, I seriously doubt you could even pull from those chinese table clubs even if you went lol. If you've really lived in China for that long you should know that the entire country runs on Guanxi, having more friends and knowing more people will only help you, and if your chinese is even half decent there's lots of chinese dudes who are good bros (imo zoomer chinese girls tend to be kind hit on miss on that end). If you take care of them they will take care of you, or maybe those chinese dudes think you're a loser and don't really want to interact with you more than necessary.
Anyhow I had more more fun and crazy experiences having the right guy friends compared to only trying to find girls to fuck, food for thought.

 

[Jamesothy]

Are you a 40 year old boomer who's stuck teaching in China who can't even speak Chinese or something? That's the only way I could see this not being sad as hell, I seriously doubt you could even pull from those chinese table clubs even if you went lol. If you've really lived in China for that long you should know that the entire country runs on Guanxi, having more friends and knowing more people will only help you, and if your chinese is even half decent there's lots of chinese dudes who are good bros (imo zoomer chinese girls tend to be kind hit on miss on that end). If you take care of them they will take care of you, or maybe those chinese dudes think you're a loser and don't really want to interact with you more than necessary.
Anyhow I had more more fun and crazy experiences having the right guy friends compared to only trying to find girls to fuck, food for thought.

I only really enjoy hanging out with other expats. You are a foreigner. For you there's only face and friendships with others who do have guanxi.

Chinese dudes are just generally boring. I had a Uyghur friend in Urumqi but other than that I've never had any Chinese male friends. Nobody is just want to hang out with.

Anyways, I'm 37 years old. I have been living in USA with my Chinese wife and kid since 2021. I speak Chinese and have pulled from those stupid tables at those stupid clubs.

I'm

 

[Jamesothy]

Are you a 40 year old boomer who's stuck teaching in China who can't even speak Chinese or something? That's the only way I could see this not being sad as hell, I seriously doubt you could even pull from those chinese table clubs even if you went lol. If you've really lived in China for that long you should know that the entire country runs on Guanxi, having more friends and knowing more people will only help you, and if your chinese is even half decent there's lots of chinese dudes who are good bros (imo zoomer chinese girls tend to be kind hit on miss on that end). If you take care of them they will take care of you, or maybe those chinese dudes think you're a loser and don't really want to interact with you more than necessary.
Anyhow I had more more fun and crazy experiences having the right guy friends compared to only trying to find girls to fuck, food for thought.

I've had good experiences with Chinese acquaintances. Like Chinese business people I've known who have taken me to real KTVs after closing a deal with a friend. Or have gotten tours of factories in Wenzhou while pretending to be representing a big American company. I would never consider any of these people friends though.

 

[Jamesothy]

Are you a 40 year old boomer who's stuck teaching in China who can't even speak Chinese or something? That's the only way I could see this not being sad as hell, I seriously doubt you could even pull from those chinese table clubs even if you went lol. If you've really lived in China for that long you should know that the entire country runs on Guanxi, having more friends and knowing more people will only help you, and if your chinese is even half decent there's lots of chinese dudes who are good bros (imo zoomer chinese girls tend to be kind hit on miss on that end). If you take care of them they will take care of you, or maybe those chinese dudes think you're a loser and don't really want to interact with you more than necessary.
Anyhow I had more more fun and crazy experiences having the right guy friends compared to only trying to find girls to fuck, food for thought.

My point was as a foreigner you don't need to have Chinese friends, or "guanxi", to get top quality women. If you do then you're just a loser.

 

[practicaleagle]

only really enjoy hanging out with other expats. You are a foreigner. For you there's only face and friendships with others who do have guanxi.

Chinese dudes are just generally boring. I had a Uyghur friend in Urumqi but other than that I've never had any Chinese male friends. Nobody is just want to hang out with.

Anyways, I'm 37 years old. I have been living in USA with my Chinese wife and kid since 2021. I speak Chinese and have pulled from those stupid tables at those stupid clubs.

I'm

I'm sure back in 2015 when you had a full head of hair you might have been able to pull something, China changed alot in the past 5-6 years, CCJ was funny back then too but times have changed. If you don't even know what 抓手指 is your info is outdated.
Again, if they act boring around you it's because they know you are a fucking loser not even worth entertaining. Usually the issue with people who think like this is because their chinese is shit (Your HSK 4 makes you sound more retarded than literal chinese downy btw).

I also don't consider divorced 35 year old 剩女 "top quality women" like you do, but I guess your wife must have been desperate enough to shack up with the closest warm body who would actually give her marriage and not just string her along as another 阿三, def wouldn't catch me with that type lol.

 

[Jamesothy]

I'm sure back in 2015 when you had a full head of hair you might have been able to pull something, China changed alot in the past 5-6 years, CCJ was funny back then too but times have changed. If you don't even know what 抓手指 is your info is outdated.
Again, if they act boring around you it's because they know you are a fucking loser not even worth entertaining. Usually the issue with people who think like this is because their chinese is shit (Your HSK 4 makes you sound more retarded than literal chinese downy btw).

I also don't consider divorced 35 year old 剩女 "top quality women" like you do, but I guess your wife must have been desperate enough to shack up with the closest warm body who would actually give her marriage and not just string her along as another 阿三, def wouldn't catch me with that type lol.

Lol, you're the type of guy that can only fuck in China. Go ahead and pull a Hot Russian or British girl in the expat community where you live. Even without a full head of hair I could pull the type of chicks you could only jerk off too. You're a China newb that thinks he's the shit because he's learned more Chinese than 95% of the foreigners living there. Joining his Chinese friends in their beta activities is what he considers a piping good time.

What fun things have you done with Chinese dudes besides climb mountains, pick strawberries, watch grass, drink and play pool?

You're the type of foreigner to see in some far flung district that turns his nose up in the air when another foreigner says hi to him.

 

[Xavist]

Lol, you're the type of guy that can only fuck in China. Go ahead and pull a Hot Russian or British girl in the expat community where you live. Even without a full head of hair I could pull the type of chicks you could only jerk off too. You're a China newb that thinks he's the shit because he's learned more Chinese than 95% of the foreigners living there. Joining his Chinese friends in their beta activities is what he considers a piping good time.

What fun things have you done with Chinese dudes besides climb mountains, pick strawberries, watch grass, drink and play pool?

You're the type of foreigner to see in some far flung district that turns his nose up in the air when another foreigner says hi to him.

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Are you “Lefty Rankin” from Looksmax?

 

[Jamesothy]

Are you “Lefty Rankin” from Looksmax?

Yes, lol.

 

[Xavist]

Lol, you're the type of guy that can only fuck in China. Go ahead and pull a Hot Russian or British girl in the expat community where you live. Even without a full head of hair I could pull the type of chicks you could only jerk off too. You're a China newb that thinks he's the shit because he's learned more Chinese than 95% or the foreigners living there. Joining his Chinese friends in beta activities is what he considers a piping good time.
What fun things have you done with Chinese dudes besides climb mountains, pick strawberries, watch grass, drink and play pool?

You're the type of foreigner to see in some far flung district that turns his nose up in the air when another foreigner says hi to him.

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Yes, lol.

Any tips for new English teachers in China who barely understand the language?
Should I just stick to the Tier 1’s?

 

[Jamesothy]

Any tips for new English teachers in China who barely understand the language?
Should I just stick to the Tier 1’s?

Tier 1 Cities? Not if you want the best environment for learning Chinese.

 

[Xavist]

Tier 1 Cities? Not if you want the best environment for learning Chinese.

True, but what if you’re unable or uninterested enough to learn it?

 

[Jamesothy]

True, but what if you’re unable or uninterested enough to learn it?

Then stay in the tier 1 or tier 2 cities. Some tier 2 cities like Qingdao are cool. Lots of fun to be had and a sizeable expat population. Qingdao was a very weed friendly city when I lived there. You could pass joints back in forth inside certain clubs right in front of the police stationed there. Lots of places to get quality hashish near the old train station. Decent brothels around that area too.

 

[Orientalist]

Qingdao was a very weed friendly city when I lived there. You could pass joints back in forth inside certain clubs right in front of the police stationed there. Lots of places to get quality hashish near the old train station

Wtf?