JFL Nintendo Switch 2 Sucks.

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It's legit just a slightly bigger version of Nintendo Switch and it's gonna be $400 USD. 😹
But of course the fanboy idiot sheep will gobble it up like the good oat milk drinkers they are.
 
Bruh that's Generation 5, I only watch Generation 4 (Friendship is Magic) and Equestria Girls. Maybe one day I'll watch Gen 5 but it doesn't look at all as good as Gen 4. Also how did you even know there was an MLP Switch game? Secretly a fan I imagine, lol. 😹
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I tried watching mlp once out of curiosity and couldn't see how anybody older than 6 could watch that saccharine shit. Unfathomable autism. Tara strong has a hot voice but that's not enough
 
I tried watching mlp once out of curiosity and couldn't see how anybody older than 6 could watch that saccharine shit. Unfathomable autism. Tara strong has a hot voice but that's not enough
At least you gave it a shot, that's more than most are willing to do. I'm an emotional and sentimental nigga so it jives with my energy. I also grew up watching it so that could probably also play a part in why I like as much as I do. Poneh are cute to me and I like watching them interact with each other.
 
Why though?
why do you like mlp still? If you're otherwise functional and normal then it's kinda weird but not a big deal. But people who like stuff like that tend to be weird, hyper non-nt, and generally inept in all areas of life.
 
Nintendo Switch is unironically the most high-status console. Casual Brads and Chads enjoy a round of Smash Bros. They are not rotting on Battlefield 12 or Call of Duty Black Ops 9 or whatever the gamer-gamers play on the other consoles these days.

Also girls fucking love the thing, especially in Japan they would >50% of the time ask if I had one.
 
why do you like mlp still? If you're otherwise functional and normal then it's kinda weird but not a big deal. But people who like stuff like that tend to be weird, hyper non-nt, and generally inept in all areas of life.
It's a cute show, and it's fun.
 
Nintendo Switch is unironically the most high-status console. Casual Brads and Chads enjoy a round of Smash Bros. They are not rotting on Battlefield 12 or Call of Duty Black Ops 9 or whatever the gamer-gamers play on the other consoles these days.

Also girls fucking love the thing, especially in Japan they would >50% of the time ask if I had one.
Nahhhh, what?? Smash Bros is incel as fuck. I can hardly think of anything more incel than Smash Bros. Have you seen a smash tournament? No one with any seriously high social status that I knew had a switch. It was def more of an obscure thing.
 
Nahhhh, what?? Smash Bros is incel as fuck. I can hardly think of anything more incel than Smash Bros. Have you seen a smash tournament? No one with any seriously high social status that I knew had a switch. It was def more of an obscure thing.

Extremely large divide between casual play and competitive play in this case. Most of my tech-illiterate, football obsessed, light beer drinking normie friends get hype over a round of Smash. It's very similar to Madden or FIFA in this regard.

Switch is basically the game console for non-gamers which is a high status thing, for better or worse

However, I may be wrong about this. The only video game I play anymore is Minecraft from time to time. I get super anxious when I play any game because I feel like I should be doing something productive like learning Chinese, working out, being social, etc.
 
Extremely large divide between casual play and competitive play in this case. Most of my tech-illiterate, football obsessed, light beer drinking normie friends get hype over a round of Smash. It's very similar to Madden or FIFA in this regard.

Switch is basically the game console for non-gamers which is a high status thing, for better or worse
I guess that makes sense, the console is designed to even be used by downies. Fuck Nintendo for alienating their long time fans in favor for money. Greed is a bastard.
I'll take your word for it but it's absolutely absurd to hear that.
 
My gripe with the Xbox and PS is that 99% of the games I'd just rather play on my computer. Switch at least has a large exclusive library with the classics like Mario, Zelda

Animal Crossing was my shit when that came out. Loved that fucking game. Pretty sure a lot of people would call me gay for that take though lol
 
My gripe with the Xbox and PS is that 99% of the games I'd just rather play on my computer. Switch at least has a large exclusive library with the classics like Mario, Zelda

Animal Crossing was my shit when that came out. Loved that fucking game. Pretty sure a lot of people would call me gay for that take though lol
Animal Crossing is cute but it's kind of tedious to me. I like the trophy system on Playstation. Showing off my platinums. :cool: (y)
 

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