Geomax Tales from Thailand: White Karens are global cancer

[Marco Pumpo]

i went to eat at a nightmarket in the center of Bangkok.

all tables were taken and the waiter brought my food so i had to join another table.

i sat down at the only table that had only one person sitting there. it was an ugly british karen with her beer, busy blabbering into her phone.

when she noticed me, she raised her disgusting raspy voice and croaked this table was taken and literally told me to "piss off".

i replied "excuse me, what did you just say?" and gave her an evil stare. she quickly made up a lie that she just told her brother on the phone to piss off.

i said that usually i would have switched tables now as soon as another one became available. but that since i'm not gonna have some hag tell me to piss off i'm gonna sit here as long as i want.

and then she started freaking out. screeching that she was here first and that the table was taken by her friends who will "literally return in 2 seconds". people from neighboring tables started looking already. i said i don't see anyone here and that i'd like to see her reservation. then for whatever reason she went on that i was just a french tourist and if i would do something like that in france. and that she was a regular here who lives here. i told her "well then it's really about time for you to finally develop some manners".

then i ignored her and just finished my food. of course her oldfart friends didn't return in time.

 

[Exutoire]

i went to eat at a nightmarket in the center of Bangkok.

all tables were taken and the waiter brought my food so i had to join another table.

i sat down at the only table that had only one person sitting there. it was an ugly british karen with her beer, busy blabbering into her phone.

when she noticed me, she raised her disgusting raspy voice and croaked this table was taken and literally told me to "piss off".

i replied "excuse me, what did you just say?" and gave her an evil stare. she quickly made up a lie that she just told her brother on the phone to piss off.

i said that usually i would have switched tables now as soon as another one became available. but that since i'm not gonna have some hag tell me to piss off i'm gonna sit here as long as i want.

and then she started freaking out. screeching that she was here first and that the table was taken by her friends who will "literally return in 2 seconds". people from neighboring tables started looking already. i said i don't see anyone here and that i'd like to see her reservation. then for whatever reason she went on that i was just a french tourist and if i would do something like that in france. and that she was a regular here who lives here. i told her "well then it's really about time for you to finally develop some manners".

then i ignored her and just finished my food. of course her oldfart friends didn't return in time.

French tourist jfl, they indeed do really hate us

 

[wannaimprove]

i went to eat at a nightmarket in the center of Bangkok.

all tables were taken and the waiter brought my food so i had to join another table.

i sat down at the only table that had only one person sitting there. it was an ugly british karen with her beer, busy blabbering into her phone.

when she noticed me, she raised her disgusting raspy voice and croaked this table was taken and literally told me to "piss off".

i replied "excuse me, what did you just say?" and gave her an evil stare. she quickly made up a lie that she just told her brother on the phone to piss off.

i said that usually i would have switched tables now as soon as another one became available. but that since i'm not gonna have some hag tell me to piss off i'm gonna sit here as long as i want.

and then she started freaking out. screeching that she was here first and that the table was taken by her friends who will "literally return in 2 seconds". people from neighboring tables started looking already. i said i don't see anyone here and that i'd like to see her reservation. then for whatever reason she went on that i was just a french tourist and if i would do something like that in france. and that she was a regular here who lives here. i told her "well then it's really about time for you to finally develop some manners".

then i ignored her and just finished my food. of course her oldfart friends didn't return in time.

brits being brits

 

[masonfrancis]

i went to eat at a nightmarket in the center of Bangkok.

all tables were taken and the waiter brought my food so i had to join another table.

i sat down at the only table that had only one person sitting there. it was an ugly british karen with her beer, busy blabbering into her phone.

when she noticed me, she raised her disgusting raspy voice and croaked this table was taken and literally told me to "piss off".

i replied "excuse me, what did you just say?" and gave her an evil stare. she quickly made up a lie that she just told her brother on the phone to piss off.

i said that usually i would have switched tables now as soon as another one became available. but that since i'm not gonna have some hag tell me to piss off i'm gonna sit here as long as i want.

and then she started freaking out. screeching that she was here first and that the table was taken by her friends who will "literally return in 2 seconds". people from neighboring tables started looking already. i said i don't see anyone here and that i'd like to see her reservation. then for whatever reason she went on that i was just a french tourist and if i would do something like that in france. and that she was a regular here who lives here. i told her "well then it's really about time for you to finally develop some manners".

then i ignored her and just finished my food. of course her oldfart friends didn't return in time.

Why don’t you meet @myeyes

 

[Marco Pumpo]

Why don’t you meet @myeyes

i will. we tried last weekend.

 

[jar crib]

White Karens are particularly despicable while in Thailand. Especially the anglo-saxons.

I'm also French by the way, and I've lived in Thailand for some time in the past.

When I was living in Chiang Mai, one night I went to the most popular night bar of the town (forgot what it's called). Lots of women were making eye contact with me when I arrived (I was in my prime in my late 20s and was going to the gym). I started chilling around and dancing a bit. I was being a bit pretentious because I knew I was the prize. Then suddenly, some French woman who was a bit drunk pushed me from behind for no reason. So I gave her a slap on her face. A big nice slap with the back of my hand. It was epic. So her girl-friend who was with her tried to punch me. I grabbed her from the hair and I emptied my beer bottle on her face while laughing at her. Other people around me seemed amused. Afterwards, I pushed her away and she fell on her friend, then both of them fell on the floor like if I were playing bowling lol. Anyway, to cut the story short, these little cunts went to complain to the Thai bodyguards of the bar and these guys started to look for trouble with me. They grabbed me and were trying to make me react so that they could punch me. Instead of playing their game, I yelled loudly "HELP ME" and a bunch of foreigners intervened. The little Thai manlets were pissed off that they couldn't get to fight with me. But they kept lurking around so I left the place.

Nice night, I remember it fondly.