Geomax Tales from Thailand: Y, The Descended Pancake

[Marco Pumpo]

I had rented the condo with the best pool in the whole area, just to try out that lifestyle. It didn't work out as i had imagined it though, because most Asian women come up with all kinds of excuses: can't swim, my hair gets wet, I only swim on islands, blablabla.

Y, a 5 on the photo, was originally supposed to come to swim with me, but she didn't have a bikini.

So we met at the station. Immediate disappointment on arrival: she ate herself into a little pancake. Her body was actually alright. The fat went mostly into the face which is pretty much worst case for me, dragging her rating down to a 3.5.

We went for a quick night market dinner and it turned out that her english was so bad that not even basic conversation was possible without hassle. So the pancake just sat there with me in awkward silence.

For me this was the end. She had used up her free credits. After eating I said "well i'm gonna swim now but you said you don't have a bikini so i guess it's goodbye". but she begged me to take her with me and she would just watch me swim. i felt too sorry to just kick her to the curb after 20 minutes because she took a taxi to see me, so we walked to my condo.

Lying on the loungers at the pool she unfreezed a bit and gained some points by giving me a back massage.

She came to the room with me and became a bit more cuddly, so I did her the favor the bang her.

After our meeting she asked "how are you?" and then deleted the message. 3 times in a row for about a week.

The third time I replied and met her again because I was horny. I ordered her to my condo of course because I was embarrassed to be in public with her. She had bought a bikini in order to swim with me. And of course she was ready to give pussy. No drama, no claims. She even licked my ass without asking for it. Because she knows she has to go the extra mile and that my finger constantly rests on the Eject button.

I hope horniness will not make me descend into the basement for emergency pussy again.

 

[AlexanderAcolyte]

Good thread, funny read, how old are you sir?

 

[Marco Pumpo]

Good thread, funny read, how old are you sir?

40 but larping 36.

pancake beckie was 33.

 

[AlexanderAcolyte]

40 but larping 36.

pancake beckie was 33.

baseddd, i aspire to do this larp when im at ur age

banging 33 year olds sounds brutal though unless they have money

 

[wannaimprove]

baseddd, i aspire to do this larp when im at ur age

banging 33 year olds sounds brutal though unless they have money

30 and even 40 year old women can be hot if they look after themselves

 

[wannaimprove]

40 but larping 36.

pancake beckie was 33.

do you mog her ?

seems like you mog her at least by 2 points if it was so easy

i hope she was MINTmaxxed ?

 

[AlexanderAcolyte]

30 and even 40 year old women can be hot if they look after themselves

yep absolutely, but the odds r way lower i feel in the seamonkey countries. Usually need wealthy countries where the girls can treatment maxx and afford whatever the fuck they do

 

[Marco Pumpo]

baseddd, i aspire to do this larp when im at ur age

banging 33 year olds sounds brutal though unless they have money

not brutal at all. one of the cutest women i dated here was 39. i'll make a thread about her.

yep absolutely, but the odds r way lower i feel in the seamonkey countries. Usually need wealthy countries where the girls can treatment maxx and afford whatever the fuck they do

no, the odds are much HIGHER than in the west. asians typically look younger genetically.

do you mog her ?

seems like you mog her at least by 2 points if it was so easy

i hope she was MINTmaxxed ?

that is correct, sir. i mog her by about 2 points.

and yes, no stinky breath.

 

[AlexanderAcolyte]

not brutal at all. one of the cutest women i dated here was 39. i'll make a thread about her.


no, the odds are much HIGHER than in the west. asians typically look younger genetically.


that is correct, sir. i mog her by about 2 points.

and yes, no stinky breath.

most of the places I've lived in the west have had a lot of asians so thats prob why i notice the 30+ year olds look a lot better, i've seamaxxed for some years and in general the toronto women look better even as they age, still the hottest women in general out of anywhere i've lived imo.

Miami as well in regards to aging but most people there have money and have to keep up with their looks.

My sample size is probably way different compared to most of you guys though since you're all from different places, I assume a lot of smaller U.S towns and such, different cities with different demographics