The strip clubs in EE are insane

[Hymen Connoisseur]

The foids there are so fucking hot, god damn. I went to one in Poland and this 11/10 hoe came over to me and started talking. Felt weird having a foid talking to me without me putting in any effort. I know it's all fake but still gave me the illusion of being a mogger especially while drunk. This type of foid would be completely inaccessible to me in a casual scenario, wouldn't even look at me. Anyway she asked me what I was doing for college/ work and I told her i'm a codecel. then this nigga told me she was learning python
over when literal strippers are learning2coode.

I got a private dance from her and it was nice enough. She was fully naked and I got to feel her ass and tits. I tried fingering her but she said no. I tried again and slipped my finger in for a second.
She had a really nice shaved pink pussy. Kept looking behind her ass to see it.

Then she said I can get the "real thing" for an extra equivalent of like 500 euro but she wouldn't specify what this real thing actually implied. Luckily my brain took control back from my dick and I left. Her and her manager or whatever were basically begging me to stay lol.
I made friends with the club promoter and he told me that it's all a big scam basically. They won't have sex with you, there's cameras in those private rooms and the cops can check it.

Strip clubs in Poland are a big scam for foreigners. From what I heard, they drug and rob people there. If you go in make sure to only bring a reasonable amount of cash.

So yeah, idk why I typed this all out but that's my experience stripclubcelling in Poland.
The foids there really are hot as fuck. I'd burn a few Indian villages to fuck foids like that.

 

[AlexBrown84]

you can probably combine it with pharmaceuticals to rewire your brain to become somewhat nt

 

[EEmaxxer]

That's why EEmaxxing is dope. The girls are actually attractive in this part of the world.

 

[kamster]

From what I heard, they drug and rob people there.

correct. the owners of these strip clubs are retired internal security agencies employees, very close to politicians. poland is basically third world, this is the real mafia that even threw bodies to the river multiple times after they made their clients overdose (they put ghb to ur overpriced drinks)
when you have no cash they will escort you to atm, if you have no cards they will escort you to ur home and take everything you have

so if it was cocomo or some next iteration (they change name often) you're lucky you left without problems

 

[AlexBrown84]

correct. the owners of these strip clubs are retired internal security agencies employees, very close to politicians. poland is basically third world, this is the real mafia that even threw bodies to the river multiple times after they made their clients overdose (they put ghb to ur overpriced drinks)
when you have no cash they will escort you to atm, if you have no cards they will escort you to ur home and take everything you have

so if it was cocomo or some next iteration (they change name often) you're lucky you left without problems

seems like all of europe is a shithole