Story Tales from Thailand: Yoga Babe

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35yo yoga MTB caught my attention with her flexible yoga poses.

quite a good catch because she was fresh on tinder, didn't have her bitch shields up and wasn't sure yet what she's searching for. friendly, happy, cute person. fit strong body from doing yoga every day and teaching it.

it was songkran and she was about to go out with her sister for the water gun shooting and asked me if i wanted to join. cockblocker setting, but i didn't have anyone else to go with that day anyway, so i went with them. and handling such a setting well and just having funny together can actually give a big trust bonus for the next date.

and it was fun with them, we went to a few places and ended up at in a low rooftop bar on a market, overlooking the place and shooting surprised pedestrians from there.

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my date was pretty touchy. the sister even said to her she could see that we know each other because we were so close and she kept touching me. so funny because we had never met of course.

my date couldn't handle alcohol but the sister could, so i drank with her. her sister spoke bad english but was cute. much younger, 25yo.

sister was drunk in the end and since they live together my date obviously brought her home.

a double date setting would have been stronger. the sister was single too, i offered her to Sir @myeyes but he was't interested.

anyways, next day yoga babe came over. she said she didn't have sex for 3 years, so i convinced her that raw is fine. doesn't want children and had a sterilization surgery. jackpot for harem crew.
 
How much is the extension fee?
For the extra month in Thailand?

If you do it alone at immigration it will be 1900 baht.

If you do it through an agency it will be 4000 baht. They will sort everything for you quickly and you get to skip the often busy lines which can waste hours.

Also worth it if you're a frequent long time visitor because if you do it alone you'll eventually get pick up by immigration officers.
 
For the extra month in Thailand?

If you do it alone at immigration it will be 1900 baht.

If you do it through an agency it will be 4000 baht. They will sort everything for you quickly and you get to skip the often busy lines which can waste hours.

Also worth it if you're a frequent long time visitor because if you do it alone you'll eventually get pick up by immigration officers.
I see, thx
 
For the extra month in Thailand?

If you do it alone at immigration it will be 1900 baht.

If you do it through an agency it will be 4000 baht. They will sort everything for you quickly and you get to skip the often busy lines which can waste hours.

Also worth it if you're a frequent long time visitor because if you do it alone you'll eventually get pick up by immigration officers.
I can't speak on your last point, but if not going to popular spots its pretty easy, I went to a place in nonthaburi and took me like an hour max, roughly 2k baht iirc with paying a dude outside to take the photos and stuff, if you're giga poor it's something to consider.
 
lmao brutal imaging coming back to the dating market after 3 years and running into a person who will write about you "jackpot for harem crew" on semiincel forum
Looks like i was wrong. She failed to live up to her role.

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Then she blocked me.

Brutal.
 
Nah i‘m just an old normie. average weight, 5’11“, dirty blonde hair.

I guess MTN now but not sure, maybe @Alexander or @myeyes can rate.
based on ur age cohort htn but sadly it doesn’t work like that and you have to compete with EVERYONE

so mtn now

but you were prob htn when younger im guessing
 
Nah i‘m just an old normie. average weight, 5’11“, dirty blonde hair.

I guess MTN now but not sure, maybe @Alexander or @myeyes can rate.
jbw confirmed

but tbh i been to thailand i dont like those women

am going there next month i dont even plan to fuck any

i go to whore central and wont fuck any whores

look at this shit here - gf of some white normie youtuber

idk something about this face is unsettling to me and a lot of girls look like that there

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jbw confirmed

but tbh i been to thailand i dont like those women

am going there next month i dont even plan to fuck any

i go to whore central and wont fuck any whores

look at this shit here - gf of some white normie youtuber

idk something about this face is unsettling to me and a lot of girls look like that there

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that’s the isaan pheno

yuckkk
 
based on ur age cohort htn but sadly it doesn’t work like that and you have to compete with EVERYONE

so mtn now

but you were prob htn when younger im guessing
i mean if he doing 30+ girls he still good

it's not like prime 25 30 yo chads chasing them for real

most guys dont go for older women
 

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