Strategy for coping with flight anxiety

[Pained4ever]

If you're a gaping pussy like me, you may have a fear of flying.

I have developed an incredible strategy for coping with it. The first thing you want to do is be awake for a very long time before your flight.

Then get hammered, either before arrival at the airport or at the bar. You can also buy alcohol on the plane itself but the issue with that is having to get up to piss. One time I had to piss hella bad but we couldn't get out of our seats because of retard-level turbulence.

I also recommend taking a few benadryl or zzzquil. Same thing obvs.

Then you should be able to sleep for at least 10 or so hours and possibly not even be aware of any plane crash scenarios, allowing your final moments to be absolutely peaceful. Imagine your final moments are a dream of getting sucked off by 2 beautiful asian women, in incredibly vivid detail, courtesy of the zzzquil. Pure bliss.

Obviously air travel is incredibly safe so its incredibly unlikely you will encounter any danger.

 

[geneblackman]

first i screen the pilots to make sure there's no woman or deathnic in the cabin then i drop a xan bar and fully recline my economy seat for a relaxing sleep

my nightmare is having to use the bathroom then hitting turbulence and water from the bowl splashes up on me so i avoid drinking liquids before and during the flight

 

[Pained4ever]

first i screen the pilots to make sure there's no woman or deathnic in the cabin then i drop a xan bar and fully recline my economy seat for a relaxing sleep

my nightmare is having to use the bathroom then hitting turbulence and water from the bowl splashes up on me so i avoid drinking liquids before and during the flight

Yes benzoz mog. in the original draft I had a section for it but I mentioned they can be difficult to get and I just fucking knew somebody would reply saying they're easy to get for everyone, which is simply not the case.

 

[Pained4ever]

first i screen the pilots to make sure there's no woman or deathnic in the cabin then i drop a xan bar and fully recline my economy seat for a relaxing sleep

my nightmare is having to use the bathroom then hitting turbulence and water from the bowl splashes up on me so i avoid drinking liquids before and during the flight

Ive been in the bathroom when the plane hit turbulence and nothing splashed up at me somehow

 

[geneblackman]

Yes benzoz mog. in the original draft I had a section for it but I mentioned they can be difficult to get and I just fucking knew somebody would reply saying they're easy to get for everyone, which is simply not the case.

they're not easy to get. i just hoard them when i get them and drop when necessary

 

[Pained4ever]

they're not easy to get. i just hoard them when i get them and drop when necessary

Yeah its a fucking pain I've unironically had better luck with female doctors in that regard

 

[geneblackman]

Yeah its a fucking pain I've unironically had better luck with female doctors in that regard

try female psych nurse practitioners

 

[explorer7878]

flying is incredibly safe why would you have flight anxiety.
much more likely that you will be killed on a motorbike taxi in SEA, I was nearly killed on one

 

[Pained4ever]

flying is incredibly safe why would you have flight anxiety.
much more likely that you will be killed on a motorbike taxi in SEA, I was nearly killed on one

Yes its irrational but I cant help it lol.

 

[Marco Pumpo]

I really hate turbulences, especially in small airplanes. Sometimes after landing i think „ok that‘s it, i‘m done with flying“… But of course i always do it again.

Never tried benzos or any other sleeping pills. I guess there was always the fear in the back of my head that i‘d be too smashed by them and would do some mistakes during stopover or at immigration.

But maybe i should try because i can never really sleep on a plane.

Alcohol and not drinking water are bad choices though because flying already dehydrates you and you end up with dry nose and headache.

 

[explorer7878]

I really hate turbulences, especially in small airplanes. Sometimes after landing i think „ok that‘s it, i‘m done with flying“… But of course i always do it again.

Never tried benzos or any other sleeping pills. I guess there was always the fear in the back of my head that i‘d be too smashed by them and would do some mistakes during stopover or at immigration.

But maybe i should try because i can never really sleep on a plane.

Alcohol and not drinking water are bad choices though because flying already dehydrates you and you end up with dry nose and headache.

i love turbulences. makes the flight less boring and time pass quicklier

 

[Pained4ever]

i love turbulences. makes the flight less boring and time pass quicklier

Whoa we got a real Billy badass over here

"I love turbulence" listen to yourself

 

[AlexBrown84]

Just poison yourself with alchohol theory

so i avoid drinking liquids before and during the flight

enjoy the blood clots and bloating

 

[Friar Tuck]

my nightmare is having to use the bathroom then hitting turbulence and water from the bowl splashes up on me so i avoid drinking liquids before and during the flight

Those loud arse flushes they have on airplane toilets always makes my anxiety worse. So loud it feels like I'm about to sucked into the toilet bowl jfl