My malaysian trip report

[biggunsar]

So, arrived in maylasia yesterday.

The airport is HUUUGE. but all modern and everything is in english. But i think the airport is made like a casino. They make trying to find the exit like a maze, so its not easy to find, and you end up sitting at one of the many restaurants or places to spend your money. it's almost like a mall. really nice airport though. 10/10.

i see an HSBC bank machine in the airport. i figured, high traffic area, good Bank machine not to get skimmed

Put my credit card in, and almost done doing the transaction. And the fucking bank machine flickers, then the money dispenser and the reciept dispencer show green. And the main screen goes blank. I am like WTF.
try ejecting my card. no go
wait for the fucking faggy ATM to reboot, try getting my card back, no fucking go. I was pissed and hammering on it, like the vending machine owes you money kinda dealio.

IM like FUCK..fucking lucky i got my debit card. otherwise, i would have been having to suck dick to get any malysian ringet money after my measily 70 dollars runs out. had to call my banking institution to "put a hold" on that credit card, "so sorry sir, we either have to cancel your card or keep it open" im like awww wtf. fine cock swagglers, cancel it. So now, i gotta wait 2 weeks, get a friend from cayman to send me my new credit card. first fucking hour in malaysia. i am hoping this isn't like the rest of my trip.


so, plan is tomorrow, first, go to an HSBC BANK with ATMS and try my debit card. If that cock sucker ATM eats my card this time, i got bank staff to rescue my card. second, forge for food. and 3rd start making plans to do shit. (always use HSBC because 1. they spit out the most money at one time. 2. they charge half of what the other ATMs do.) and that is important cause alot of the banks are scammy and will try to spit out the least amount of money while trying to charge you up to 10% of the max money you can recieve. AKA can only take out 50 to 100 dollars one time, but they charge you 8 dollars for the transaction fee. HSBC allows you to take out 200 at a time, for 3 bucks. (indo experience)

My hotel was fucking cheap (which i like) but big and comfy, (apartments are MUCH bigger here than in indo) indo is in competition for china and japan to create a bug box lifestyle.

my building with 5 different buildings all attached to various stores and gyms and karate places and a fuck ton more, basically you don't need to go anywhere to live a nice caveman lifestyle in this area. Incase no one gets that terminology. It means, you never have to leave your cave (apartment). Except to forge for food and pussy. for me, i like that

that's all for now.

 

[biggunsar]

Second day, i gotta say. The girls here are pretty. And tiny. And not alot of flat asses. Which is nice. But this city seems alot less crowded. I have seen 2 girls that i would have loved to see in a social setting.

The rest are jilbobers (traditional muslim garb) some of them have cute faces, but im not about to risk a fat body hiding under the sheets kinda dealio

 

[Meeks]

What part of KL are you staying?

 

[biggunsar]

What part of KL are you staying?

south of the city. i head for party action tomorrow

 

[BiggChungus]

I am surprised you are even bothering. I mean, it's not terrible. but I dont really see a reason when thailand is nicer and cheaper, and indonesia is also cheaper and more fun

 

[biggunsar]

I am surprised you are even bothering. I mean, it's not terrible. but I dont really see a reason when thailand is nicer and cheaper, and indonesia is also cheaper and more fun

i gotta do a visa run. And ladyboys scare the fuck out of me. Like truly terrified. I KNOW if i ever went back to my room with a "girl" in my drunken state and found out it was a guy or a post op guy. I snap his neck, stuff him under my bed and flee the country the next day. No joke. *me sleeping soundly above the corpse, knowing no one will know our little secret.

that shit would mind bend me. no thank you.
I WILL NEVER go to thailand as long as their are lady boys

 

[BiggChungus]

dude they're pretty easy to suss out. I dunno man. I dont see it happening unless you're blackout drunk

 

[biggunsar]

dude they're pretty easy to suss out. I dunno man. I dont see it happening unless you're blackout drunk

i beg to differ. i have seen quite a few videos where they are indistinguishable from a woman.

Now ladyboys in indoensia, cambodia, phillipeans. I can spot a mile away, no fears there.

but those lady boys from isean. Fuck that bro, and those that get the surgery to shave their neck bumps and stuff like that

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