My malaysian trip report

[biggunsar]

So, arrived in maylasia yesterday.

The airport is HUUUGE. but all modern and everything is in english. But i think the airport is made like a casino. They make trying to find the exit like a maze, so its not easy to find, and you end up sitting at one of the many restaurants or places to spend your money. it's almost like a mall. really nice airport though. 10/10.

i see an HSBC bank machine in the airport. i figured, high traffic area, good Bank machine not to get skimmed

Put my credit card in, and almost done doing the transaction. And the fucking bank machine flickers, then the money dispenser and the reciept dispencer show green. And the main screen goes blank. I am like WTF.
try ejecting my card. no go
wait for the fucking faggy ATM to reboot, try getting my card back, no fucking go. I was pissed and hammering on it, like the vending machine owes you money kinda dealio.

IM like FUCK..fucking lucky i got my debit card. otherwise, i would have been having to suck dick to get any malysian ringet money after my measily 70 dollars runs out. had to call my banking institution to "put a hold" on that credit card, "so sorry sir, we either have to cancel your card or keep it open" im like awww wtf. fine cock swagglers, cancel it. So now, i gotta wait 2 weeks, get a friend from cayman to send me my new credit card. first fucking hour in malaysia. i am hoping this isn't like the rest of my trip.


so, plan is tomorrow, first, go to an HSBC BANK with ATMS and try my debit card. If that cock sucker ATM eats my card this time, i got bank staff to rescue my card. second, forge for food. and 3rd start making plans to do shit. (always use HSBC because 1. they spit out the most money at one time. 2. they charge half of what the other ATMs do.) and that is important cause alot of the banks are scammy and will try to spit out the least amount of money while trying to charge you up to 10% of the max money you can recieve. AKA can only take out 50 to 100 dollars one time, but they charge you 8 dollars for the transaction fee. HSBC allows you to take out 200 at a time, for 3 bucks. (indo experience)

My hotel was fucking cheap (which i like) but big and comfy, (apartments are MUCH bigger here than in indo) indo is in competition for china and japan to create a bug box lifestyle.

my building with 5 different buildings all attached to various stores and gyms and karate places and a fuck ton more, basically you don't need to go anywhere to live a nice caveman lifestyle in this area. Incase no one gets that terminology. It means, you never have to leave your cave (apartment). Except to forge for food and pussy. for me, i like that

that's all for now.

 

[biggunsar]

Second day, i gotta say. The girls here are pretty. And tiny. And not alot of flat asses. Which is nice. But this city seems alot less crowded. I have seen 2 girls that i would have loved to see in a social setting.

The rest are jilbobers (traditional muslim garb) some of them have cute faces, but im not about to risk a fat body hiding under the sheets kinda dealio

 

[Meeks]

What part of KL are you staying?

 

[biggunsar]

What part of KL are you staying?

south of the city. i head for party action tomorrow

 

[BiggChungus]

I am surprised you are even bothering. I mean, it's not terrible. but I dont really see a reason when thailand is nicer and cheaper, and indonesia is also cheaper and more fun

 

[biggunsar]

I am surprised you are even bothering. I mean, it's not terrible. but I dont really see a reason when thailand is nicer and cheaper, and indonesia is also cheaper and more fun

i gotta do a visa run. And ladyboys scare the fuck out of me. Like truly terrified. I KNOW if i ever went back to my room with a "girl" in my drunken state and found out it was a guy or a post op guy. I snap his neck, stuff him under my bed and flee the country the next day. No joke. *me sleeping soundly above the corpse, knowing no one will know our little secret.

that shit would mind bend me. no thank you.
I WILL NEVER go to thailand as long as their are lady boys

 

[BiggChungus]

dude they're pretty easy to suss out. I dunno man. I dont see it happening unless you're blackout drunk

 

[biggunsar]

dude they're pretty easy to suss out. I dunno man. I dont see it happening unless you're blackout drunk

i beg to differ. i have seen quite a few videos where they are indistinguishable from a woman.

Now ladyboys in indoensia, cambodia, phillipeans. I can spot a mile away, no fears there.

but those lady boys from isean. Fuck that bro, and those that get the surgery to shave their neck bumps and stuff like that

you cannot tell

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[Meeks]

Two takeaways from Malaysia: Malay girls have tons of potential to be attractive, highest quality potential in south east Asia

Arab girls are surprisingly super attractive but you risk being beheaded talking to one lmao no wonder there men make them cover up completely

 

[Meeks]

Oh and pro tip I always withdraw cash by going into the bank and asking to withdraw cash from the teller, that way no card ever goes into a machine

 

[biggunsar]

Okay to wrap up the malaysia trip. Sitting at the airport now. Mayalsia is a nice place.

clean, fairly safe, minus all the indians. I always hear people say "the smell" when they see a group from india. I just thought they were being racist asshoels. NOPE, it's true. Fucking reek. I have no idea why they dont' know this.
so, kuala lumpur, is a HUGE city. But not in population. Only being 2 mil. But it is spread out. Alot of greenery. Now, if you are into the action. stay near the twin towers. It's where all the night life is. bintang area.

My apartment was near the airport. SO a taxi was about 70K which is about 12 dollars to the night life. But my apartment had EVERYTHING. grocery stores, so many restaurants they outnumber your fingers and toes. And clinics, and karata dojo's. everything. I guess since it's so far away from the city center they kinda do the indo thing with apartment complexes.

now, About the city center and night life (bintang area) this is the only place i seen white women....FUCKING THIRSTY. giving you eye fucks and all of that.The locals....opposite. Took me for a loop. I wasnt' prepared.
Maybe cause their are so many indians, they don't want to fuck those stinky bastards. I have no idea.

but it was weird. To say the least.

food street (bintang area) is the popular area, and it's crowded. Another thing. around that area, lots of bars. But the farther you stay from the twin towers the harder it is to find a bar. Or any place that serves alcohol.

As well, these niggers have no concept of "light beer". staying on keto, i will drink two light beers a day.

But none of these niggers now what the fuck a light beer is. "DO you have light beer?" "we have heinekin"
"heinekin light?"...."what is that?". so you get the idea

now i didn't fuck any pay for plays, but i saw a few. I dont' fuck those kinds of girls, those girls are gross. not ugly, but the way they do it. Stand on a street corner. those are loosey goosey, disease type girls. I fool around with the girls that are still in highschool or just out of highschool, 18 to 21. And not street walkers.
So i guess the girls i do pay for play when im lazy are technically not hookers, just poor girls who need money.

anyways, that's my malay trip report. Would i come back again, probably not. unless you just wanna chill.
cause the nigh tlife is not bad but it's not good. its' just a so so.

 

[Mid]

this is the only place i seen white women....FUCKING THIRSTY. giving you eye fucks and all of that.The locals....opposite. Took me for a loop. I wasnt' prepared.
Maybe cause their are so many indians, they don't want to fuck those stinky bastards. I have no idea.

that's honestly surprising how white women behave like this when they live in SEA. i'd expect maybe a little bump out of desparation but not an eyefuck. anyway to hell with these bitches!!

other than the indians and ultra-conservative dating scene, malaysia seems like a nice place to relax, good and safe SEA life.

 

[biggunsar]

that's honestly surprising how white women behave like this when they live in SEA. i'd expect maybe a little bump out of desparation but not an eyefuck. anyway to hell with these bitches!!

other than the indians and ultra-conservative dating scene, malaysia seems like a nice place to relax, good and safe SEA life.

yes malaysia is still "cheap" but it's twice as expensive as indo.

but what you get is way way way better when it comes to lifestyle, place is clean, apartments are bigger. Same carby food though. But you can find places that just serve chicken. Beef is more popular in malaysa, but pork is less popular then indoensia

shit, riding on the plane the speaker doesn't warn about drugs, they tell if you if you bring in pork products you can go to jail for 6 years and or have a 10,000 dollar fine. So becareful of bringing slim jims or sausages into malaysia.