Story Trip report last night jakarta

[biggunsar]

Okay, so last night, bored out of my fucking mind, so monday night (i just had to check what day it was)

decide to go out, at 12. End up fucking one of the girls in the photo with the pair (the other one with the glasses wanted to come over tonight but fucked this other girl, instead INCREDIBLE body and tits and she can ride!)

so finally done having fun last night, and i leave the building, open the door and WTF, it's daylight

ended up spending ALL NIGHT out, didn't even realise it, was fun.

I said in another thread that these niggers love fireworks, fireworks been going off all night tonight for some reason. So took a few shitty videos with my shitty indo phone (samsung a05)

had to get phone to make sim chip work (WORLD TRAVELERS) if you are going to buy another phone, get a samsung a23 (ya it's 800 bucks BUT).....it acccept virtual sims. That phone takes 2 sims, and UNLIMITED virtual sims (that's where it shines) I wanna get one, but im fucking cheap LOL. Those fucking things rock, you can use them ANYWHERE. and you dont' need a physical sim. So it works in EVERY country. no need to fuck around, like in indonesia, where you gotta register your imie, AT THE FUCKING AIRPORT....so, after a long ass flight, your going to wait how long in line to register your fucking phone, so you can use sim chips....seriously.

virtual sims are the future bros

anyways. ....here is some videos and the girls i slayed (the brown haired girl just left about an hour ago, after we played some mario bros)

yes, they are not "lookers" by anymeans , but they are fucking TINY. like 5 feet tall maybe 2 inches under that. and 18, 23 and 21

oh ya, that noise you hear in the videos is the Call to prayer. Normally if its' done by a guy who can sing it's not bad. but they let ANYONE on the fucking thing and you have some karaoke yodelers and that's when it sounds really fucking bad. I feel like pretending to be muslim and go there, grab the mic and start belting out "don't stop, believing......" LOL

 

[AlexBrown84]

mogs me

and jfl at videos

 

[AlexBrown84]

might fly to jakarta to be your disciple

@KingOfAsia come with

 

[Friar Tuck]

I've got to go to Jakarta.

Nice one man!

I'm in Kuta Bali rn. I know touristy af but has some good sun sets.

 

[user]

have you ever measured your dick? what do girls say about it?

 

[AlexBrown84]

I've got to go to Jakarta.

Nice one man!

I'm in Kuta Bali rn. I know touristy af but has some good sun sets.

alone or with gf

 

[biggunsar]

I've got to go to Jakarta.

Nice one man!

I'm in Kuta Bali rn. I know touristy af but has some good sun sets.

i avoid bali, but i may go to learn to surf. take a month and fuck around.

live as cheap as i can, become a surf bum. i think a month and i will have learned to surf and can scratch that off my list.

then hang gliding, and then finally identical twins. (crazy thing i dated 3 sets of identical twins and NEVER had a 3 some) but it's on my list.

once i knock off those, only 2 more things to do, see coloseum and smack the sphinx's ass. (hey, some dude, my age, 5000 years ago, was building that thing with his co workers and wondering what the future holds and now he's not even a sentence in history. really puts the perspective on how short everything is, so make it count.)

found this photo on an indo fb website, and been trying to doxx these two, would EASILY pay 1k usd for a night with them. That's when i load up on viagra and alcohol so no cumming and hard on for 5 hours.
anyways, i talk too fucking much

 

[AlexBrown84]

i avoid bali, but i may go to learn to surf. take a month and fuck around.

live as cheap as i can, become a surf bum. i think a month and i will have learned to surf and can scratch that off my list.

then hang gliding, and then finally identical twins. (crazy thing i dated 3 sets of identical twins and NEVER had a 3 some) but it's on my list.

once i knock off those, only 2 more things to do, see coloseum and smack the sphinx's ass. (hey, some dude, my age, 5000 years ago, was building that thing with his co workers and wondering what the future holds and now he's not even a sentence in history. really puts the perspective on how short everything is, so make it count.)

anyways, i talk too fucking much

you’re a geomaxxing saint

when was your first overseas trip? you been doing it for decades or nah?

time to canonize you and officially make you a saint

 

[biggunsar]

you’re a geomaxxing saint

when was your first overseas trip? you been doing it for decades or nah?

time to canonize you and officially make you a saint

i had an indo wife, bro. Been traveling for years. When i first came to indonesia almost 18 years ago, there was not many foreigners then. And obviously i was younger. I had pussy coming onto me, RIGHT INFRONT of my gf (was gf at the time). they didn't care. But for 14 years we dated and married for 4 within that time. But she sucked at sex. like REALLY bad. so bad it was like awwwww man, it's her birthday today, time to take one for the team sorta dealio. We were best freinds and soul mates otherwise.

her clit got removed when she was a kid (muslim thing) and so she NEVER FUCKING EVER would make the first move. After awhile you get fucking bored always creeping on your gf/wife ya know. Like holy fuck, you know, do something random bitch, while im playing video games pretend something is under the table and start to blow me or something. LIKE HOLY FUCK....took what.....3 seconds to think of a crazy sexy scenario to keep it spicey.

But near the end of our relationship when we would go to indo to visit her family. I would bring her to a mall (the malls are fucking huge here) and say "okay lets split up and we meet back HERE in 3 hours"
i would book out of the mall, get a cab and go to one of those fish bowl places. Get my fuck on, and then come back and meet at the agreed location and i would buy some stupid fucking shit, and say "look what i got" she was none the wiser.

anyways.

 

[AlexBrown84]

i had an indo wife, bro. for 14 years we dated and married for 4 within that time. But she sucked at sex. like REALLY bad. so bad it was like awwwww man, it's her birthday today, time to take one for the team sorta dealio. We were best freinds and soul mates otherwise.

her clit got removed when she was a kid (muslim thing) and so she NEVER FUCKING EVER would make the first move. After awhile you get fucking bored always creeping on your gf/wife ya know. Like holy fuck, you know, do something random bitch, while im playing video games pretend something is under the table and start to blow me or something. LIKE HOLY FUCK....took what.....3 seconds to think of a crazy sexy scenario to keep it spicey.


anyways.

is it common you see a lot of indo girls with no clit nowadays?

 

[biggunsar]

is it common you see a lot of indo girls with no clit nowadays?

no that's becoming rare. (as far as i have...."seen" Lol)

i can honestly say, every girl i have fucked except for 3 (one fish bowl hooker and 2 normal girls) they didnt' like the size of my dick, one normal girl, we start getting the clothes off and insert (wide eyed meme) and i KNEW before i even put it in, this was going to suck.

and sure enough, put the head in, she's bitching like im built like donkey dong the vag destroyer of worlds or something.

tried 3 times to "ease it in" and after the 3rd time i got soft (can't stay hard if I think the girl isn't enjoying it, i cannot control it unfortunately, not even viaga will get me hard after that)
i was pissed and said "IM DONE"

but other wise, i have fucked in 3 months.....well, lost count but easily 30 girls.

it's funny cause some of them "hang out" at this one mall, and im like "hi,...hi.....hi....hi..." LOL
and im thinkng "i fucked her, oh...and her....oh ya that one too"
hahaha

 

[biggunsar]

have you ever measured your dick? what do girls say about it?

ya it's 6 inches, maybe 6.5 on a good day. But where it shines is it's baby head thick. LOL

i dont' want to get too much into detail

but these girls are small...asians. unless you get ones with kids, that pushed them through their vag. They are small

 

[fatchadlitecel]

Okay, so last night, bored out of my fucking mind, so monday night (i just had to check what day it was)

decide to go out, at 12. End up fucking one of the girls in the photo with the pair (the other one with the glasses wanted to come over tonight but fucked this other girl, instead INCREDIBLE body and tits and she can ride!)

so finally done having fun last night, and i leave the building, open the door and WTF, it's daylight

ended up spending ALL NIGHT out, didn't even realise it, was fun.

I said in another thread that these niggers love fireworks, fireworks been going off all night tonight for some reason. So took a few shitty videos with my shitty indo phone (samsung a05)

had to get phone to make sim chip work (WORLD TRAVELERS) if you are going to buy another phone, get a samsung a23 (ya it's 800 bucks BUT).....it acccept virtual sims. That phone takes 2 sims, and UNLIMITED virtual sims (that's where it shines) I wanna get one, but im fucking cheap LOL. Those fucking things rock, you can use them ANYWHERE. and you dont' need a physical sim. So it works in EVERY country. no need to fuck around, like in indonesia, where you gotta register your imie, AT THE FUCKING AIRPORT....so, after a long ass flight, your going to wait how long in line to register your fucking phone, so you can use sim chips....seriously.

virtual sims are the future bros

anyways. ....here is some videos and the girls i slayed (the brown haired girl just left about an hour ago, after we played some mario bros)

yes, they are not "lookers" by anymeans , but they are fucking TINY. like 5 feet tall maybe 2 inches under that. and 18, 23 and 21

oh ya, that noise you hear in the videos is the Call to prayer. Normally if its' done by a guy who can sing it's not bad. but they let ANYONE on the fucking thing and you have some karaoke yodelers and that's when it sounds really fucking bad. I feel like pretending to be muslim and go there, grab the mic and start belting out "don't stop, believing......" LOL

This pictures are filtered right? I thought Indonesians had way darker skin. Or are they Chinese diaspora or something?

 

[biggunsar]

This pictures are filtered right? I thought Indonesians had way darker skin. Or are they Chinese diaspora or something?

the two girls together, no they are white like that. The brown haired girl uses a filter

there are indo chinese here, alot. And the reason JBW rocks in asia land, all asians look at pale skin as a reflection of beauty. And western long noses for some fucked up reason.

so, no. most of the girls i post, that's what they look like.

the ONLY complaint i have is they look so fucking young. Like....when i was in DR. i would go to the bar and rarely, but it happened enough. that i would meet a girl, and find out she's 14 or 15, in the bar. But she looked 20 something.

there its the complete opposite. 23 years old and they look like they are 14. It can be a very embarrasing walk of shame. but i have to keep telling myself "they are 18 or older, so fuck everyone and what they think".

But that girl right there. you can see her face. she' s 4 foot MAYBE 10. and 23 yo (verified her ID) gov takes it very seriously about ID, so i have never heard of fake ID here. Tell me you wouldn't be embarrased walking with her when your 6 ft 2.

 

[biggunsar]

Okay, so last night, bored out of my fucking mind, so monday night (i just had to check what day it was)

decide to go out, at 12. End up fucking one of the girls in the photo with the pair (the other one with the glasses wanted to come over tonight but fucked this other girl, instead INCREDIBLE body and tits and she can ride!)

so finally done having fun last night, and i leave the building, open the door and WTF, it's daylight

ended up spending ALL NIGHT out, didn't even realise it, was fun.

I said in another thread that these niggers love fireworks, fireworks been going off all night tonight for some reason. So took a few shitty videos with my shitty indo phone (samsung a05)

had to get phone to make sim chip work (WORLD TRAVELERS) if you are going to buy another phone, get a samsung a23 (ya it's 800 bucks BUT).....it acccept virtual sims. That phone takes 2 sims, and UNLIMITED virtual sims (that's where it shines) I wanna get one, but im fucking cheap LOL. Those fucking things rock, you can use them ANYWHERE. and you dont' need a physical sim. So it works in EVERY country. no need to fuck around, like in indonesia, where you gotta register your imie, AT THE FUCKING AIRPORT....so, after a long ass flight, your going to wait how long in line to register your fucking phone, so you can use sim chips....seriously.

virtual sims are the future bros

anyways. ....here is some videos and the girls i slayed (the brown haired girl just left about an hour ago, after we played some mario bros)

yes, they are not "lookers" by anymeans , but they are fucking TINY. like 5 feet tall maybe 2 inches under that. and 18, 23 and 21

oh ya, that noise you hear in the videos is the Call to prayer. Normally if its' done by a guy who can sing it's not bad. but they let ANYONE on the fucking thing and you have some karaoke yodelers and that's when it sounds really fucking bad. I feel like pretending to be muslim and go there, grab the mic and start belting out "don't stop, believing......" LOL

this was the girl in glasses who wanted to come over, but passed for the other girl. cute somewhat. she is also in the foto above with her back turned

 

[younglivinglife]

Jakarta sounds exhausting