Story Just got catfished by a Bangkok fatty

[Marco Pumpo]

pictures looked good, even bikini photos in nice shape. i violated my own rule to make a video call first but even that wouldn't have helped me in this case because the face was a bit round but actually okay.

but when i saw her stompy legs in reality i thought about just turning around and deleting the match. she was a bumble match though, so she could still report me if i did that, even after deleting the match. don't wanna get banned for some fatty.

i was hungry anyway so i just got the food at the nightmarket with her as planned, but then left after 30 minutes. she paid for her own stuff of course. she ordered a healthy small portion of sushi. plus a huge berry milkshake with tons of sugar. and she reported to eat ice cream every single day.

i guess to prevent such shit you would have to make a video call and tell them to show their whole body which is kind of awkward and killing the vibe. but maybe still better than this.

 

[myeyes]

so she could still report me if i did that, even after deleting the match. don't wanna get banned for some fatty.

Wow this is new to me, can they do it on other apps?

 

[AlexanderAcolyte]

this is hundo a global psyop experiment, forcing you to go on dates with ugly catfish fatties (and pay for them) at risk of being banned from bumble, definitely a trial run with one app, wouldnt be surprised if it gets added to all of the apps in the near future.

You will date fat pigs, use your hard earned slave dollars to make them fatter, and use ALL of your spare time outside of wage slaving on it and be happy.

 

[wannaimprove]

rule to make a video call is a good one

sometimes it's worth to fuck up to remind oneself why you set such rules to begin with