I'm going to become a Muslim (1 Viewer)

[MerchantMariner]

I am going to become a Muslim and have a different wife for every day of the week.

 

[MerchantMariner]

I will have a merit system, where my wives can earn merit if they please me. These merits will be redeemable for food and water.

 

[MerchantMariner]

I am going to buy a brand new, state of the art washing machine and place it in the living room, but make my wives wash my clothes by hand.

 

[MerchantMariner]

I will intentionally stain my own clothes in order to dole out de-merits and install psychological terror among my wives.

 

[MerchantMariner]

Inshallah.

 

[AlexanderAcolyte]

I am going to buy a brand new, state of the art washing machine and place it in the living room, but make my wives wash my clothes by hand.

think there was a reddit post recently of a guy whos filipina wife/girlfriend who handwashed her entires families clothes got a washing machine and wont even wash her mans clothes with it jfl