Money If you guys had $850,000 cash to invest, what would you do (1 Viewer)

[AlexBrown84]

In order to make a monthly dividend enough to support your geomaxxing escapades

 

[itssooverbru]

Buy valuable properties or invest in stock/bitcoin. If you invest in stocks, it might be steadier than bitcoin, but bitcoin is high risk and maybe delivers a high reward.

 

[myeyes]

Tesla puts

 

[Exutoire]

ETFs and gold

 

[AlexBrown84]

Buy valuable properties or invest in stock/bitcoin. If you invest in stocks, it might be steadier than bitcoin, but bitcoin is high risk and maybe delivers a high reward.

Nigga said bitcoin

 

[santolo666]

spend every last cent of it on whores in pattaya

 

[FoidGrabber]

Depends on how this money exists. Source of funds is always the #1 thing that will affect how it’s invested. Im going to assume you spawn with 850k trust fund all liquid no taxes in a US brokerage. If you have other SOF, I have ways to help. You can pm me.

I’d avoid SNP slop and MAG7. Avoid bonds too. I saw this one guy talking about this on social media but it tracks with some connections I have in finance space.

Also fuck 401ks and shit and IRAs and whatever bullshit, it’s all goyslop to prop up our fake and gay financial system. If you work a real job maybe the math works but it’s obviously just nonsense for anyone who does 5 minutes of research. I can elaborate more later.

Fuck all of the SNP500 bootlickers… I think they could get fucked this generation (purely based on the fact of everyone is doing it it’s prolly shit, prolly just underperform from mag7 degradation in up-incoming market. )

You also need to take some risk for extra growth on something small like 850k…

Avoiding bonds is also great. They seem shit and I’m not confident they will get better.

I believe in XMR/BITCOIN but that’s not stable income. More of a bet long term.

I know it can seem kind of sloppy to use a Facebook short but look into this guys other videos, history and reputation. When I asked AI to design a portfolio around this info it made sense to me.

Ai advice partially adjusted to my ideas:

Ticker​	%​	Focus​
VBK	20	US Small-Cap Growth
VOT	20	US Mid-Cap Growth
EFG	25	Intl Developed Growth
XLE	15	Energy Hard Assets
XLB	10	Materials (w/ Metals)
GUNR	10	Global Nat Resources

Rebalance yearly, and try to live off 2-4% of your total portfolio.

Add Datacenter REITs if you want to be spicy instead of GUNR. And maybe a good portion of the bitcoin covered calls stock, coinbase, circle, kraken (at IPO) and stuff (for growth). Or a XMR/BTC position.

Overall though, nothing will ever beat time in the market, or cash flow especially in uncertain financial times.

If you are young, it’s probably a way better bet to invest this money into very simple stuff that’s highly volatile that you believe in that’s not complete slop (BTC, SCHG, QQQM, CQQQ, voo even but that’s gay + boring, XMR, and more) and try to get some income through YouTube, Snapchat, Adspace or some other low maitnence business with asymmetric time requirements (that hopefully you enjoy), and not tryin to make loads just like 1-3k/month will help a ton.

This is all assuming we don’t have some crazy weird shit happen where stocks are all confiscated by some fucking weird rules coz all money is fake and gay anyway. Nothing is bulletproof and if you want bulletproof id suggest international farmland, guns, ammo, physical gold, XMR/BTC and maybe some onchain RWA if you aren’t a super-prepper (especially depending on source of funds).

I’m by no means an expert but you asked “how would you do it” and this is my well researched in depth analysis and conclusion I came to back testing a few portfolios and watching lots of videos then stumbling on this guys stuff and asking a few people involved in real finance stuff.


IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO HAVE THAT MENTAL “income” thing going on in your head:

Data center REITS, SCHD, SCHF (ask ai about it and get a good % to live on but the portfolio I gave you will probably grow way more over the next decades). Less tax efficient, lower growth, but you’ll get that “income” stuff you seek.

 

[FoidGrabber]

Bitcoin+XMR supremacy, anyone buying SNP right now is going to be disappointed looking back 10 years. Idk you guys can clown me. I feel like earning more money, and just spending time with it sitting in SOME financial instrument for a certain period of time that isn’t totally ridiculous will always win. Rotting on some small chunk of change and trying to guard off ppl is how you lose everything.

 

[AlexBrown84]

XMR supremacy

correct sir

 

[itssooverbru]

Nigga said bitcoin

Js say ur broke and are scared to gamble w your money atp

 

[AlexBrown84]

Js say ur broke and are scared to gamble w your money atp

scared to gamble and it’s at most, what, a 5 bagger in 10 years? lolololol

 

[nomad]

scared to gamble and it’s at most, what, a 5 bagger in 10 years? lolololol

 

[AlexanderAcolyte]

invest in myself to get a rich sugar momma

 

[geneblackman]

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this is some diabolical ish

 

[Sneep]

Donate half to (an effective and legit) charity, then I'd probably invest the rest in artificial intelligence and computer related stocks.

 

[Sneep]

@AlexanderAcolyte Why Soy react?

 

[AlexanderAcolyte]

how can one help others before helping themselves

 

[santolo666]

I will donate everything to charity because I am a good person

 

[OnlyWs]

I'd avoid crypto, stocks as both as propped up by cheap financing and obv bubbles, too risky.

I'd buy 2 houses with 3/4 beds in London/Berlin/Paris and then turn those houses into slums by setting up dividers between each room. Rent out to like 6 indian guys in each place. Charge $700/room = $8400/month. Most cities this is illegal but the penalty is small fines and you just stop for a couple months then restart.

housing in major cities appreciates in good times and will have demand when the bubble pops but rents will go down a bit obv.

Hire a property management company and pay them 5-10%/month and its all automated from there.

Some people wouldn't like being a slumlord but I'd enjoy the feelings of power of cramming a bunch of serfs into my property and becoming richer from them.

 

[FoidGrabber]

I'd avoid crypto, stocks as both as propped up by cheap financing and obv bubbles, too risky.

I'd buy 2 houses with 3/4 beds in London/Berlin/Paris and then turn those houses into slums by setting up dividers between each room. Rent out to like 6 indian guys in each place. Charge $700/room = $8400/month. Most cities this is illegal but the penalty is small fines and you just stop for a couple months then restart.

housing in major cities appreciates in good times and will have demand when the bubble pops but rents will go down a bit obv.

Hire a property management company and pay them 5-10%/month and its all automated from there.

Some people wouldn't like being a slumlord but I'd enjoy the feelings of power of cramming a bunch of serfs into my property and becoming richer from them.

Make sure the houses are shit asf because you are gonna lose a lot in maitnence, repairs and property tax.

 

[Yuezhi]

Buying ethereum or solana in Q3 or Q4 this year once everything deflates more from the Iran war and credit crunch induced recession and they turn the money printer back on. Maybeee hype as well but if they go kyc might destroy the bull thesis and eth or sol are better risk reward bets imo

 

[Autisticpleighboi]

Depends on how this money exists. Source of funds is always the #1 thing that will affect how it’s invested. Im going to assume you spawn with 850k trust fund all liquid no taxes in a US brokerage. If you have other SOF, I have ways to help. You can pm me.

I’d avoid SNP slop and MAG7. Avoid bonds too. I saw this one guy talking about this on social media but it tracks with some connections I have in finance space.

Also fuck 401ks and shit and IRAs and whatever bullshit, it’s all goyslop to prop up our fake and gay financial system. If you work a real job maybe the math works but it’s obviously just nonsense for anyone who does 5 minutes of research. I can elaborate more later.

Fuck all of the SNP500 bootlickers… I think they could get fucked this generation (purely based on the fact of everyone is doing it it’s prolly shit, prolly just underperform from mag7 degradation in up-incoming market. )

You also need to take some risk for extra growth on something small like 850k…

Avoiding bonds is also great. They seem shit and I’m not confident they will get better.

I believe in XMR/BITCOIN but that’s not stable income. More of a bet long term.

I know it can seem kind of sloppy to use a Facebook short but look into this guys other videos, history and reputation. When I asked AI to design a portfolio around this info it made sense to me.

Ai advice partially adjusted to my ideas:

Ticker​	%​	Focus​
VBK	20	US Small-Cap Growth
VOT	20	US Mid-Cap Growth
EFG	25	Intl Developed Growth
XLE	15	Energy Hard Assets
XLB	10	Materials (w/ Metals)
GUNR	10	Global Nat Resources

Rebalance yearly, and try to live off 2-4% of your total portfolio.

Add Datacenter REITs if you want to be spicy instead of GUNR. And maybe a good portion of the bitcoin covered calls stock, coinbase, circle, kraken (at IPO) and stuff (for growth). Or a XMR/BTC position.

Overall though, nothing will ever beat time in the market, or cash flow especially in uncertain financial times.

If you are young, it’s probably a way better bet to invest this money into very simple stuff that’s highly volatile that you believe in that’s not complete slop (BTC, SCHG, QQQM, CQQQ, voo even but that’s gay + boring, XMR, and more) and try to get some income through YouTube, Snapchat, Adspace or some other low maitnence business with asymmetric time requirements (that hopefully you enjoy), and not tryin to make loads just like 1-3k/month will help a ton.

This is all assuming we don’t have some crazy weird shit happen where stocks are all confiscated by some fucking weird rules coz all money is fake and gay anyway. Nothing is bulletproof and if you want bulletproof id suggest international farmland, guns, ammo, physical gold, XMR/BTC and maybe some onchain RWA if you aren’t a super-prepper (especially depending on source of funds).

I’m by no means an expert but you asked “how would you do it” and this is my well researched in depth analysis and conclusion I came to back testing a few portfolios and watching lots of videos then stumbling on this guys stuff and asking a few people involved in real finance stuff.


IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO HAVE THAT MENTAL “income” thing going on in your head:

Data center REITS, SCHD, SCHF (ask ai about it and get a good % to live on but the portfolio I gave you will probably grow way more over the next decades). Less tax efficient, lower growth, but you’ll get that “income” stuff you seek.

100%. I was an S&Pcuck a few months ago and planned on investing half my salary each year until I hit goal in my 40s and then retire but fuck all that. I’m going all in on monero

 

[RetireAndCope]

buy a house for your thai wife

 

[Sneep]

how can one help others before helping themselves

Are you joking? You'd still have 450,000 dollars left over. And I consider donating to effective charities an investment. Not every investment you make has to directly benefit you. You don't need that much money in order to survive. More money, more problems. If you can have 850,000 USD and not help others than at what point can you? It's a rhetorical question. Anyone with anywhere near that amount of money can spare a lot to help others.

 

[Sneep]

@santolo666 Why laugh react?
@Orientalist Why soy react?

 

[skiddl]

Are you joking? You'd still have 450,000 dollars left over. And I consider donating to effective charities an investment. Not every investment you make has to directly benefit you. You don't need that much money in order to survive. More money, more problems. If you can have 850,000 USD and not help others than at what point can you? It's a rhetorical question. Anyone with anywhere near that amount of money can spare a lot to help others.

90% of those “effective” charities just create more niggers that wouldn’t exist without those charities, forever creating a cycle of dependence.

 

[Sneep]

90% of those “effective” charities just create more niggers that wouldn’t exist without those charities, forever creating a cycle of dependence.

I didn't even specify what the charity was for. I didn't even say it was human. I would donate to charities that help farm animals specifically. Seeing as over 99% of charity donations to animals go to help pet animals or wildlife.

 

[Sneep]

90% of those “effective” charities just create more niggers that wouldn’t exist without those charities, forever creating a cycle of dependence.

Even if I were donating to human charities, I never said anything about black people or Africa and if you're referring to Africa then I don't even think that's true if the charity provides things like contraceptives and sexual health education.