Fuck holidays

Kevin_Logan

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Holiday celebrators are exceedingly annoying. Besides the time of year where they put on retarded decorations, music and movies, there's a specific thing I'm thinking of where they say things like, "Spreading happiness and holiday cheer". I started thinking, there's really only one thing I'd want as a "present", which is sex, lol. Holiday cultists like to have sex on holidays, because if they weren't, they'd likely be as miserable as me. It's pretty easy to equate sex/relationships to happiness, because that's reality. That's where I say, if these holiday bitches want to "spread happiness", they should learn to spread their legs, lel.

Every holiday is effectively an annoying shitstorm where it's more about rubbing their sex life in my face than they care about "spreading joy". For the last 20+ years, including the last time I remember making a worthless wish for a girlfriend around my 16th birthday, there's not one time when the holiday bitches actually gave me the only real present that matters, which is their pussy. They may argue to give me something retarded, like a pair of socks, some dumb greeting cards, more stupid decorations to look at and more insufferable music to listen to while walking around a store, but they'll never spread their legs and give me one of the primary things I actually want from them, lol. They'll call me the schizo and other things when they still believe in spreading worthless fairytales to kids, like making a wish before you blow out the birthday candles.
Some might try to claim that Christmas is about Jebus, but even the atheist dipshits only use it as a crutch to rub their sex life in my face and call me a "loser" or something the next day, just like their 'friendly' religious scum. Valentine's Day is the only one where they're honest about it being about rubbing their sex life in your face. Gee, I wonder why it's only the most insufferable scumfucks in a good mood during every holiday season...

I barely tolerate my mother's bullshit during these holidays, and I want no more holiday parasites in my life.
 
Holiday celebrators are exceedingly annoying. Besides the time of year where they put on retarded decorations, music and movies, there's a specific thing I'm thinking of where they say things like, "Spreading happiness and holiday cheer". I started thinking, there's really only one thing I'd want as a "present", which is sex, lol. Holiday cultists like to have sex on holidays, because if they weren't, they'd likely be as miserable as me. It's pretty easy to equate sex/relationships to happiness, because that's reality. That's where I say, if these holiday bitches want to "spread happiness", they should learn to spread their legs, lel.

Every holiday is effectively an annoying shitstorm where it's more about rubbing their sex life in my face than they care about "spreading joy". For the last 20+ years, including the last time I remember making a worthless wish for a girlfriend around my 16th birthday, there's not one time when the holiday bitches actually gave me the only real present that matters, which is their pussy. They may argue to give me something retarded, like a pair of socks, some dumb greeting cards, more stupid decorations to look at and more insufferable music to listen to while walking around a store, but they'll never spread their legs and give me one of the primary things I actually want from them, lol. They'll call me the schizo and other things when they still believe in spreading worthless fairytales to kids, like making a wish before you blow out the birthday candles.
Some might try to claim that Christmas is about Jebus, but even the atheist dipshits only use it as a crutch to rub their sex life in my face and call me a "loser" or something the next day, just like their 'friendly' religious scum. Valentine's Day is the only one where they're honest about it being about rubbing their sex life in your face. Gee, I wonder why it's only the most insufferable scumfucks in a good mood during every holiday season...

I barely tolerate my mother's bullshit during these holidays, and I want no more holiday parasites in my life.
You are the perfect candidate for turning your back on the whole festive bigotry and geomaxing to some tropical pussy paradise in winter.

What’s holding you back?
 
You are the perfect candidate for turning your back on the whole festive bigotry and geomaxing to some tropical pussy paradise in winter.

What’s holding you back?
OP is pretty well known in the BPsphere and his friends on the different BP forums - unfortunately he's from a country that many would already consider a pussy paradise.
 
Holiday celebrators are exceedingly annoying. Besides the time of year where they put on retarded decorations, music and movies, there's a specific thing I'm thinking of where they say things like, "Spreading happiness and holiday cheer". I started thinking, there's really only one thing I'd want as a "present", which is sex, lol. Holiday cultists like to have sex on holidays, because if they weren't, they'd likely be as miserable as me. It's pretty easy to equate sex/relationships to happiness, because that's reality. That's where I say, if these holiday bitches want to "spread happiness", they should learn to spread their legs, lel.

Every holiday is effectively an annoying shitstorm where it's more about rubbing their sex life in my face than they care about "spreading joy". For the last 20+ years, including the last time I remember making a worthless wish for a girlfriend around my 16th birthday, there's not one time when the holiday bitches actually gave me the only real present that matters, which is their pussy. They may argue to give me something retarded, like a pair of socks, some dumb greeting cards, more stupid decorations to look at and more insufferable music to listen to while walking around a store, but they'll never spread their legs and give me one of the primary things I actually want from them, lol. They'll call me the schizo and other things when they still believe in spreading worthless fairytales to kids, like making a wish before you blow out the birthday candles.
Some might try to claim that Christmas is about Jebus, but even the atheist dipshits only use it as a crutch to rub their sex life in my face and call me a "loser" or something the next day, just like their 'friendly' religious scum. Valentine's Day is the only one where they're honest about it being about rubbing their sex life in your face. Gee, I wonder why it's only the most insufferable scumfucks in a good mood during every holiday season...

I barely tolerate my mother's bullshit during these holidays, and I want no more holiday parasites in my life.
Are you Iberian? Cos the Iberian devils are to blame for bringing their bullshit holidays to the Americas. The British did as well but I think the Iberians were more insistent on forcing their beliefs upon the native population. That's why there needs to be an uprising in Brazil and you guys should kick the Iberian devils out.
 
Holiday celebrators are exceedingly annoying. Besides the time of year where they put on retarded decorations, music and movies, there's a specific thing I'm thinking of where they say things like, "Spreading happiness and holiday cheer". I started thinking, there's really only one thing I'd want as a "present", which is sex, lol. Holiday cultists like to have sex on holidays, because if they weren't, they'd likely be as miserable as me. It's pretty easy to equate sex/relationships to happiness, because that's reality. That's where I say, if these holiday bitches want to "spread happiness", they should learn to spread their legs, lel.

Every holiday is effectively an annoying shitstorm where it's more about rubbing their sex life in my face than they care about "spreading joy". For the last 20+ years, including the last time I remember making a worthless wish for a girlfriend around my 16th birthday, there's not one time when the holiday bitches actually gave me the only real present that matters, which is their pussy. They may argue to give me something retarded, like a pair of socks, some dumb greeting cards, more stupid decorations to look at and more insufferable music to listen to while walking around a store, but they'll never spread their legs and give me one of the primary things I actually want from them, lol. They'll call me the schizo and other things when they still believe in spreading worthless fairytales to kids, like making a wish before you blow out the birthday candles.
Some might try to claim that Christmas is about Jebus, but even the atheist dipshits only use it as a crutch to rub their sex life in my face and call me a "loser" or something the next day, just like their 'friendly' religious scum. Valentine's Day is the only one where they're honest about it being about rubbing their sex life in your face. Gee, I wonder why it's only the most insufferable scumfucks in a good mood during every holiday season...

I barely tolerate my mother's bullshit during these holidays, and I want no more holiday parasites in my life.
Op is modern day Scrooge

Grinchmaxx this Christmas
 
Are you Iberian? Cos the Iberian devils are to blame for bringing their bullshit holidays to the Americas. The British did as well but I think the Iberians were more insistent on forcing their beliefs upon the native population. That's why there needs to be an uprising in Brazil and you guys should kick the Iberian devils out.
I am not Iberian
That's why there needs to be an uprising in Brazil
Keep dreaming, brazilians like every latino are a bunch of submissives pussies. Once you get colonized there is no turning back
 
I am not Iberian
I see.
Keep dreaming, brazilians like every latino are a bunch of submissives pussies. Once you get colonized there is no turning back
Yeah, most latinos ass lick whites hard as fuck. I don't have a problem with whites, especially seeing as I am (part) white myself, lol. (Not Iberian tho.) But I'm just not one of these latinos with an abused mindset who has to lick the feet of their slave masters so hard.
I guess it could always be worse, like in India. Indians have to have an even more abused mentality than latinos.
Brazil seems pretty cooked though. LatAm in general does.
 

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