about to go skinny dipping at the beach. what are these glowing blue dots?

[AlexBrown84]

i’m thinking plankton or something

hopefully an oriental mermaid takes me out to sea and mates me before taking me down to davey jones locker

 

[AlexBrown84]

i done walked 10k steps the past 2 hours now i gotta poop lol

might just do it in the ocean

 

[AlexBrown84]

skinny dipping mogs idk why i haven’t done this more

need to find nude beach so i can mog locals

was getting pulled out by a rip tide so stopped for now

 

[biggunsar]

i done walked 10k steps the past 2 hours now i gotta poop lol

might just do it in the ocean
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try to shit in the ocean while your ass is underwater is fucking hard man. I did it once. Almost busted my O ring. cause there is no gravity to help pull your shit out.

 

[biggunsar]

skinny dipping mogs idk why i haven’t done this more

need to find nude beach so i can mog locals

was getting pulled out by a rip tide so stopped for now
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DUDE....from this island boy, gonna tell you how to avoid rip tides. Look out at the water. If there is no "surf" white water crashing coral, then DO NOT swim there.

cause rip tides are fucking serious. People think "oh i will just swim sideways" fuck that. There are rip tides that will drag you down and not just out. Even divers are scared of that shit, and there is no way of telling what kind it is. And depending how fast, a rip tide can drag you 300 feet under in less than a minute. If you think im trying to scare you, i am. cause im dead serious.

but if you got coral break. there is no rip tides.

 

[biggunsar]

i’m thinking plankton or something

hopefully an oriental mermaid takes me out to sea and mates me before taking me down to davey jones locker
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and those blue things are (i forget what you call them) but creatures that use bioluminecesance. cayman has them.

 

[Pained4ever]

and those blue things are (i forget what you call them) but creatures that use bioluminecesance. cayman has them.

when i was in san diego they were there and it was legit beautiful

 

[Pained4ever]

when i was in san diego they were there and it was legit beautiful

but there's also shit in the sand that will bite you so i don't really like beaches. at least at night