your girlfriend is worthless if...

[DeathWish188]

• she isnt a virgin
• went to a bar before
• went to a nightclub before
• had a boyfriend before
• has white skin
• has no lips
• is above 40kg
• is above 5ft1
• has small eyes

 

[DeathWish188]

aka any girl that @Yuezhi has ever dated

 

[kamster]

boyfriend before huge failo