Jade
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- Oct 10, 2024
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At the outset I will say child molestation is wrong and should never be committed. This post is satire.
To pass sex education in public school, you should be required to have sex in front of the teacher. The teacher will also quiz you on facts about sex and reproduction. The test will require you to try multiple sex positions. The girls will be graded on how much they moan. The girls will also be tested on how beautiful they are, so they will have to come to school dressed up like sloots and with makeup. An exception to this is Muslim girls who will still be allowed to wear burqas but will still be required to have sex like Mia Khalifa. The girls will also be tested on their braveness to fuck ugly students. If they refuse to fuck the ugly kids, points will be deducted and they won't pass the class. A school year is about 9 months, so that's enough time to get pregnant. Every weekday students will come to class to study sex and practice sex. There will also be older men, pedocels, come to class who girls can practice sex with. This can either be free sex or an opportunity to be a prostitute. Regardless, this is mandatory. A girl who refuses to do this will be suspended from school, and be denied graduation and diploma. To get a GED should require having sex and pregnancy too. Those without a high school diploma and GED should be barred from having most jobs and from going to college. The teacher can also help students learn by having sex with them. Students are also to kiss and hold hands. Each boy will be able to fuck all the girls and womyn teachers. Only womyn should be allowed to be sex education teachers. Sex education teachers will be hired if they have past experience in sex work. Porn and street sex workers will be able to make money by coming in some days and teach children how to suck dick and make money off of it.Prostitution is what little girls can do after school. Pornography employers and pimps will visit schools to see whether the students potential to join the sex industry. It's time to decriminalize prostitution, including child prostitution. Pro-lifers can also come to classes and document cases of pregnant teens not aborting their children. The Catholic Church is against all contraception except for natural family planning, so prostitutes and children will have to use NFP or accept pregnancy. Speaking of teen pregnancy (and preteen pregnancy), teens should be allowed to be commercial surrogates. That can help poor girls' families get out of poverty. They will produce healthy children because they're young and healthy. That should count for the pregnancy requirement of sex education. Sure, you might say not all girls should be fucked because they might have girlfriends, boyfriends, wives, or husbands(yes, there should be child marriage), but that can either be banned or such married women can be excluded from sex education and allowed to graduate anyway. There should be a lesbian version of Eunice Winstead and Charlie Johns(successful child marriage). And yes, lesbianism should be a mandatory part of sex education. All girls will have to have lesbian sex. The sex performed in class will be recorded and uploaded to Pornhub. And yes, child pornography will be legalized when the incel movement succeeds. This will be like when Daniel Cohn-Bendit had sex with kindergartners. Sex education should also include the dogpill. For homework, little girls can videotape or photograph themselves getting fucked by their dog. They can also bring their dogs to school to fuck. It's time to decriminalize bestiality. The dogpill is based. Also speaking of homework, they can fuck their neighbors or siblings for homework(I don't think parent-child incest is okay). They can also videotape themselves masturbating for homework. Sex toys, natural family planning, sex-selective late-term abortion, makeup, skimpy outfits, weddings, wedding gifts, bride price, marriage licenses, and wedding rings should be paid for and given to kids for free. These things can be paid for by monetizing the porn children make and the prostitution they do. Children will also be required to study pornography. They should know all the top female porn stars by name and face, and the movies they starred in. Students will also be quizzed on the porn plot. It will be like theatre class, children will make their own pornos. For boys to graduate, they will be required proof that they raped a girl. They can do gang rapes so one rapes while the other films it, and then they can switch roles. Normally, rape would result in being on the sex offender registry, but rape should be legal and the sex offender registry should be abolished. Parent-child incest is wrong, but parents can go to school and teach children how they made their kids. They can also fuck their kids' classmates. Also, only homeschoolers should be excluded from sex education. If a public school foid doesn't want to have sex, she is to be graped. Since pregnancy will be part of the program, the birth rate will rise and many girls will have kids they don't need. This will help people who want to adopt find children. If the children aren't adopted by the time they can walk and talk and write, they won't be put into foster care, they will be released to the streets where they can panhandle for money and food and also work as prostitutes. Also, male toddlers shouldn't exist. Female toddlers can hire pimps to protect them. They can also sell themselves into sexual slavery(the money will go to their siblings so those siblings don't need to do sex work). You may say child prostitution is wrong because it's adults preying on someone weaker, smaller and poorer than them, but the Johns can be fellow children. As for schools, the school uniform should be slutty like pantyhose, miniskirts, high heels, and crop tops. There should also be nudist schools. Frankly, public school should be abolished. The most important subject in school is sex education.
To pass sex education in public school, you should be required to have sex in front of the teacher. The teacher will also quiz you on facts about sex and reproduction. The test will require you to try multiple sex positions. The girls will be graded on how much they moan. The girls will also be tested on how beautiful they are, so they will have to come to school dressed up like sloots and with makeup. An exception to this is Muslim girls who will still be allowed to wear burqas but will still be required to have sex like Mia Khalifa. The girls will also be tested on their braveness to fuck ugly students. If they refuse to fuck the ugly kids, points will be deducted and they won't pass the class. A school year is about 9 months, so that's enough time to get pregnant. Every weekday students will come to class to study sex and practice sex. There will also be older men, pedocels, come to class who girls can practice sex with. This can either be free sex or an opportunity to be a prostitute. Regardless, this is mandatory. A girl who refuses to do this will be suspended from school, and be denied graduation and diploma. To get a GED should require having sex and pregnancy too. Those without a high school diploma and GED should be barred from having most jobs and from going to college. The teacher can also help students learn by having sex with them. Students are also to kiss and hold hands. Each boy will be able to fuck all the girls and womyn teachers. Only womyn should be allowed to be sex education teachers. Sex education teachers will be hired if they have past experience in sex work. Porn and street sex workers will be able to make money by coming in some days and teach children how to suck dick and make money off of it.Prostitution is what little girls can do after school. Pornography employers and pimps will visit schools to see whether the students potential to join the sex industry. It's time to decriminalize prostitution, including child prostitution. Pro-lifers can also come to classes and document cases of pregnant teens not aborting their children. The Catholic Church is against all contraception except for natural family planning, so prostitutes and children will have to use NFP or accept pregnancy. Speaking of teen pregnancy (and preteen pregnancy), teens should be allowed to be commercial surrogates. That can help poor girls' families get out of poverty. They will produce healthy children because they're young and healthy. That should count for the pregnancy requirement of sex education. Sure, you might say not all girls should be fucked because they might have girlfriends, boyfriends, wives, or husbands(yes, there should be child marriage), but that can either be banned or such married women can be excluded from sex education and allowed to graduate anyway. There should be a lesbian version of Eunice Winstead and Charlie Johns(successful child marriage). And yes, lesbianism should be a mandatory part of sex education. All girls will have to have lesbian sex. The sex performed in class will be recorded and uploaded to Pornhub. And yes, child pornography will be legalized when the incel movement succeeds. This will be like when Daniel Cohn-Bendit had sex with kindergartners. Sex education should also include the dogpill. For homework, little girls can videotape or photograph themselves getting fucked by their dog. They can also bring their dogs to school to fuck. It's time to decriminalize bestiality. The dogpill is based. Also speaking of homework, they can fuck their neighbors or siblings for homework(I don't think parent-child incest is okay). They can also videotape themselves masturbating for homework. Sex toys, natural family planning, sex-selective late-term abortion, makeup, skimpy outfits, weddings, wedding gifts, bride price, marriage licenses, and wedding rings should be paid for and given to kids for free. These things can be paid for by monetizing the porn children make and the prostitution they do. Children will also be required to study pornography. They should know all the top female porn stars by name and face, and the movies they starred in. Students will also be quizzed on the porn plot. It will be like theatre class, children will make their own pornos. For boys to graduate, they will be required proof that they raped a girl. They can do gang rapes so one rapes while the other films it, and then they can switch roles. Normally, rape would result in being on the sex offender registry, but rape should be legal and the sex offender registry should be abolished. Parent-child incest is wrong, but parents can go to school and teach children how they made their kids. They can also fuck their kids' classmates. Also, only homeschoolers should be excluded from sex education. If a public school foid doesn't want to have sex, she is to be graped. Since pregnancy will be part of the program, the birth rate will rise and many girls will have kids they don't need. This will help people who want to adopt find children. If the children aren't adopted by the time they can walk and talk and write, they won't be put into foster care, they will be released to the streets where they can panhandle for money and food and also work as prostitutes. Also, male toddlers shouldn't exist. Female toddlers can hire pimps to protect them. They can also sell themselves into sexual slavery(the money will go to their siblings so those siblings don't need to do sex work). You may say child prostitution is wrong because it's adults preying on someone weaker, smaller and poorer than them, but the Johns can be fellow children. As for schools, the school uniform should be slutty like pantyhose, miniskirts, high heels, and crop tops. There should also be nudist schools. Frankly, public school should be abolished. The most important subject in school is sex education.
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