whenever i date a girl they end up losing weight

[AlexBrown84]

i call it the solour workout plan

scout a ting out like pep and have her champions league ready in 4 months tops

 

[AlexBrown84]

i remember telling this jap girl earlier this year when we were smoking weed and getting munchies how she shouldn’t order korean fried chicken cuz she had work in the morning and will be bloated

next morning she was telling me it’s cute n shit

just be their dad theory may hold true