Jade
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- Oct 10, 2024
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At the outset I will say this post is satire. Rape is wrong and shouldn't be done.
'Slap-ass Friday' is an issue at Las Vegas middle school
The most important weekday in school is Friday because of slap ass Friday. Slap Ass Friday was when you could slap all the girls's butts and get away with it because every other boy was doing it. It shouldn't just be okay to do this as a child. It should be okay to do this as an adult even against children. Teachers should join in this activity with students. And of course, students should do it to teachers. If the teacher doesn't like it, she can always quit. It should be like a national holiday every week. If all schools had this, there'd be less truancy on Fridays. Boys would actually like school instead of seeing it as a waste of time. There'd be less dropouts. Frankly, it shouldn't just be on Fridays, it should be every schoolday. Also, cucks might say that some little girls don't want their butts slapped - well, if they don't want it they can just stay home on Fridays. Besides some people say there should be a four-day workweek which is similar to not going to school on Friday. They can just be given extra homework, so they don't miss out on learning on Friday. They can also just choose to be homeschooled. Besides, girls don't need education. Besides, this can be considered sexual harassment, which means this just prepares them for the sexual harassment of the work world and thickens their skin. Also, if teachers are allowed to do this, that means there will be more people who want to be teachers. Perhaps this means class sizes can be smaller, which some people believe would be better than the large class sizes of today. Also, if girls don't want to be slapped, which isn't even a big deal, they can just keep a lookout for any boys and run anyway if they get near in recess. They can also remain sitting down, so their butts are unslappable. It also goes without saying that some girls want their asses slapped because they're slutty. As 2k Chad said, "If kids ain't slutty my niggas ain't guilty." Such girls would be less truant on Fridays and would like school more. If slap-ass Friday isn't to be everyday, there can be a Kiss-a-Girl day and maybe even Hug-a-Girl day - all nonconsensual like Slap-ass Friday.
Another important day of school is penis inspection day. My female MILF PE teacher gave me a blow job, hand job, anal, and oral. I knew the inspection wasn't for medical reasons, I knew she was just horny.
Also, this is unrelated and I already touched on it in another post, but school uniforms should be slutty for girls and Nazi uniforms for boys. That would also make boys go to school everyday and not want to drop out.
Again, the teacher let me perform anal on her. The problem with anal love is that women can't get pregnant from it. Therefore it's a waste of cum. To deal with this, you can nut in her a few times in her pussy and nut her ass at the end, which probably means most of the cum went to the vagina. You can also use the pullout method - you can rape her anus, and before you're about to cum you pull out of her anus and stick into her pussy and cum in there. You can also use "natural family planning" to determine when she's ovulating and infertile - you rape only her pussy when she's fertile and you rape her anus when she's infertile and menstruating. The same methods can be used for oral sex, hand jobs, foot jobs, and boob jobs. As Google says, "Yes, unprotected anal sex generally carries a higher risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) than unprotected vaginal sex, particularly for HIV and other viral STIs." As I've said, STDs are good for you. Straights should bug chase too. To also prevent wasting cum, you can avoid inserting your dick in her anus and instead stick your fingers into it. You can also kiss and lick it.
Actual natural family planning and pullout method is cucked. Onan was put to death by God for using the pullout method.
To further not waste cum, you can sleep with a condom on if you get wet dreams(sexy dreams that cause you to ejaculate into your underwear). Then when you wake up, you can use a turkey baster to collect the semen from the condom and then insert and squeeze it into your wife's snatch. However, "Sperm has a very short shelf life when outside the body, typically a few minutes. Inside a woman's body, sperm can survive for up to 5 days." So if you don't wake up right after emission, this won't work out, but perhaps it's still worth a try even if you slept through the nocturnal emission. Also, for oral sex, you can ejaculate into her mouth, but she can't swallow it and you can collect the semen with a turkey baster and then squeeze the semen into her pussy. The same goes for hand jobs - ejaculate into her cupped hands. I got this idea from the FLDS who use turkey basters to get young girls pregnant, which shouldn't be done because it might be illegal.
'Slap-ass Friday' is an issue at Las Vegas middle school
The most important weekday in school is Friday because of slap ass Friday. Slap Ass Friday was when you could slap all the girls's butts and get away with it because every other boy was doing it. It shouldn't just be okay to do this as a child. It should be okay to do this as an adult even against children. Teachers should join in this activity with students. And of course, students should do it to teachers. If the teacher doesn't like it, she can always quit. It should be like a national holiday every week. If all schools had this, there'd be less truancy on Fridays. Boys would actually like school instead of seeing it as a waste of time. There'd be less dropouts. Frankly, it shouldn't just be on Fridays, it should be every schoolday. Also, cucks might say that some little girls don't want their butts slapped - well, if they don't want it they can just stay home on Fridays. Besides some people say there should be a four-day workweek which is similar to not going to school on Friday. They can just be given extra homework, so they don't miss out on learning on Friday. They can also just choose to be homeschooled. Besides, girls don't need education. Besides, this can be considered sexual harassment, which means this just prepares them for the sexual harassment of the work world and thickens their skin. Also, if teachers are allowed to do this, that means there will be more people who want to be teachers. Perhaps this means class sizes can be smaller, which some people believe would be better than the large class sizes of today. Also, if girls don't want to be slapped, which isn't even a big deal, they can just keep a lookout for any boys and run anyway if they get near in recess. They can also remain sitting down, so their butts are unslappable. It also goes without saying that some girls want their asses slapped because they're slutty. As 2k Chad said, "If kids ain't slutty my niggas ain't guilty." Such girls would be less truant on Fridays and would like school more. If slap-ass Friday isn't to be everyday, there can be a Kiss-a-Girl day and maybe even Hug-a-Girl day - all nonconsensual like Slap-ass Friday.
Another important day of school is penis inspection day. My female MILF PE teacher gave me a blow job, hand job, anal, and oral. I knew the inspection wasn't for medical reasons, I knew she was just horny.
Also, this is unrelated and I already touched on it in another post, but school uniforms should be slutty for girls and Nazi uniforms for boys. That would also make boys go to school everyday and not want to drop out.
Again, the teacher let me perform anal on her. The problem with anal love is that women can't get pregnant from it. Therefore it's a waste of cum. To deal with this, you can nut in her a few times in her pussy and nut her ass at the end, which probably means most of the cum went to the vagina. You can also use the pullout method - you can rape her anus, and before you're about to cum you pull out of her anus and stick into her pussy and cum in there. You can also use "natural family planning" to determine when she's ovulating and infertile - you rape only her pussy when she's fertile and you rape her anus when she's infertile and menstruating. The same methods can be used for oral sex, hand jobs, foot jobs, and boob jobs. As Google says, "Yes, unprotected anal sex generally carries a higher risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) than unprotected vaginal sex, particularly for HIV and other viral STIs." As I've said, STDs are good for you. Straights should bug chase too. To also prevent wasting cum, you can avoid inserting your dick in her anus and instead stick your fingers into it. You can also kiss and lick it.
Actual natural family planning and pullout method is cucked. Onan was put to death by God for using the pullout method.
To further not waste cum, you can sleep with a condom on if you get wet dreams(sexy dreams that cause you to ejaculate into your underwear). Then when you wake up, you can use a turkey baster to collect the semen from the condom and then insert and squeeze it into your wife's snatch. However, "Sperm has a very short shelf life when outside the body, typically a few minutes. Inside a woman's body, sperm can survive for up to 5 days." So if you don't wake up right after emission, this won't work out, but perhaps it's still worth a try even if you slept through the nocturnal emission. Also, for oral sex, you can ejaculate into her mouth, but she can't swallow it and you can collect the semen with a turkey baster and then squeeze the semen into her pussy. The same goes for hand jobs - ejaculate into her cupped hands. I got this idea from the FLDS who use turkey basters to get young girls pregnant, which shouldn't be done because it might be illegal.
