Hard Boiled
Seagull Seancer
- Jul 31, 2022
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This thread isn't about mewing, we're talking about the other meme ITT.
The biggest looksmaxxing meme is around steroids.
"You'll never be able to get an erection again"
"Steroids will make you infertile"
"Steroids will ruin your life"
Do I really need to explain the story of every fitness influencer, athlete, bodybuilder... ever?
"Roids will make you go bald"
They do not make you go bald they accelerate male pattern baldness which can be overcome by taking fin, dut or a hairline transplant.
These claims are all cope by exaggeration of the extremes (and I'll admit that I was deceived by these "noble natty" copers).
If you:
1. Get regular blood work.
2. Buy from a reliable source.
3. Consult a specialist if you start seeing warning signals.
4. Don't pin Mr. Olympia levels of gear.
5. Take a PCT when you come off
..you'll be fine.
However you'll need a SERM such as tamoxifen to prevent high E (which is extremely important for teencels who want to heightmax).
People who say this shit the most are on gear and don't want you to hop on BECAUSE THAT'S MORE COMPETITION.
"But why would they lie about taking steroids??? They do it for themselves..."
Do they really do it for themselves tho?
THE TRUTH IS THAT ROIDING IS LIKE A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX.
ALL IT TAKES IT A CYCLE OR TWO OF ROIDS, A COUPLE HOURS A WEEK OF LIFTING, ONE LIE (SAYING THAT YOU'RE NATTY) AND A SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE AND YOU'VE FUCKING MADE IT.
I have literally seen this people do this shit at the gym I go to (and make it).
I legit have a myostatin deficiency and been active all my life yet I completely get mogged by a guy 6 months on T. BRUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTALLLLLLLLLLL
IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT A MAN TO THE DEATH AND HE'S 120KG ON VETERINARY GRADE STEROIDS AND YOU'RE 70KG ON PROTEIN SHAKES AND BCAA TABLETS YOU ARE GETTING FUCKED AND YOU CAN'T TELL HIM TO STOP BLUNDENING YOU TO DEATH BECAUSE HE'S ON ROIDS.
THE BIGGEST PREDICTORS OF FIGHT SUCCESS ARE WEIGHT & POWER (MUSCLE MASS) AND REACH (BONE). HGH TARGETS ALL THREE, T ANALOGS TWO.
MEANING THAT A 6FT 2 LANKLET IS GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER BY 5FT8 OGRECEL MANLET.
NORMIES HAVE TRIED TO TURN THIS SIMPLE DARWINIAN TRUTH INTO A COPE TO HIDE THEIR OWN WEAKNESS.
TL;DR: ROID OR ROPE.
The biggest looksmaxxing meme is around steroids.
"You'll never be able to get an erection again"
"Steroids will make you infertile"
"Steroids will ruin your life"
Do I really need to explain the story of every fitness influencer, athlete, bodybuilder... ever?
"Roids will make you go bald"
They do not make you go bald they accelerate male pattern baldness which can be overcome by taking fin, dut or a hairline transplant.
These claims are all cope by exaggeration of the extremes (and I'll admit that I was deceived by these "noble natty" copers).
If you:
1. Get regular blood work.
2. Buy from a reliable source.
3. Consult a specialist if you start seeing warning signals.
4. Don't pin Mr. Olympia levels of gear.
5. Take a PCT when you come off
..you'll be fine.
However you'll need a SERM such as tamoxifen to prevent high E (which is extremely important for teencels who want to heightmax).
People who say this shit the most are on gear and don't want you to hop on BECAUSE THAT'S MORE COMPETITION.
"But why would they lie about taking steroids??? They do it for themselves..."
Do they really do it for themselves tho?
THE TRUTH IS THAT ROIDING IS LIKE A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX.
ALL IT TAKES IT A CYCLE OR TWO OF ROIDS, A COUPLE HOURS A WEEK OF LIFTING, ONE LIE (SAYING THAT YOU'RE NATTY) AND A SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE AND YOU'VE FUCKING MADE IT.
I have literally seen this people do this shit at the gym I go to (and make it).
I legit have a myostatin deficiency and been active all my life yet I completely get mogged by a guy 6 months on T. BRUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTALLLLLLLLLLL
IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT A MAN TO THE DEATH AND HE'S 120KG ON VETERINARY GRADE STEROIDS AND YOU'RE 70KG ON PROTEIN SHAKES AND BCAA TABLETS YOU ARE GETTING FUCKED AND YOU CAN'T TELL HIM TO STOP BLUNDENING YOU TO DEATH BECAUSE HE'S ON ROIDS.
THE BIGGEST PREDICTORS OF FIGHT SUCCESS ARE WEIGHT & POWER (MUSCLE MASS) AND REACH (BONE). HGH TARGETS ALL THREE, T ANALOGS TWO.
MEANING THAT A 6FT 2 LANKLET IS GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER BY 5FT8 OGRECEL MANLET.
NORMIES HAVE TRIED TO TURN THIS SIMPLE DARWINIAN TRUTH INTO A COPE TO HIDE THEIR OWN WEAKNESS.
TL;DR: ROID OR ROPE.
