Geomax Tales from Thailand: White Karens are global cancer

[Marco Pumpo]

i went to eat at a nightmarket in the center of Bangkok.

all tables were taken and the waiter brought my food so i had to join another table.

i sat down at the only table that had only one person sitting there. it was an ugly british karen with her beer, busy blabbering into her phone.

when she noticed me, she raised her disgusting raspy voice and croaked this table was taken and literally told me to "piss off".

i replied "excuse me, what did you just say?" and gave her an evil stare. she quickly made up a lie that she just told her brother on the phone to piss off.

i said that usually i would have switched tables now as soon as another one became available. but that since i'm not gonna have some hag tell me to piss off i'm gonna sit here as long as i want.

and then she started freaking out. screeching that she was here first and that the table was taken by her friends who will "literally return in 2 seconds". people from neighboring tables started looking already. i said i don't see anyone here and that i'd like to see her reservation. then for whatever reason she went on that i was just a french tourist and if i would do something like that in france. and that she was a regular here who lives here. i told her "well then it's really about time for you to finally develop some manners".

then i ignored her and just finished my food. of course her oldfart friends didn't return in time.

 

[Exutoire]

i went to eat at a nightmarket in the center of Bangkok.

all tables were taken and the waiter brought my food so i had to join another table.

i sat down at the only table that had only one person sitting there. it was an ugly british karen with her beer, busy blabbering into her phone.

when she noticed me, she raised her disgusting raspy voice and croaked this table was taken and literally told me to "piss off".

i replied "excuse me, what did you just say?" and gave her an evil stare. she quickly made up a lie that she just told her brother on the phone to piss off.

i said that usually i would have switched tables now as soon as another one became available. but that since i'm not gonna have some hag tell me to piss off i'm gonna sit here as long as i want.

and then she started freaking out. screeching that she was here first and that the table was taken by her friends who will "literally return in 2 seconds". people from neighboring tables started looking already. i said i don't see anyone here and that i'd like to see her reservation. then for whatever reason she went on that i was just a french tourist and if i would do something like that in france. and that she was a regular here who lives here. i told her "well then it's really about time for you to finally develop some manners".

then i ignored her and just finished my food. of course her oldfart friends didn't return in time.

French tourist jfl, they indeed do really hate us

 

[wannaimprove]

i went to eat at a nightmarket in the center of Bangkok.

all tables were taken and the waiter brought my food so i had to join another table.

i sat down at the only table that had only one person sitting there. it was an ugly british karen with her beer, busy blabbering into her phone.

when she noticed me, she raised her disgusting raspy voice and croaked this table was taken and literally told me to "piss off".

i replied "excuse me, what did you just say?" and gave her an evil stare. she quickly made up a lie that she just told her brother on the phone to piss off.

i said that usually i would have switched tables now as soon as another one became available. but that since i'm not gonna have some hag tell me to piss off i'm gonna sit here as long as i want.

and then she started freaking out. screeching that she was here first and that the table was taken by her friends who will "literally return in 2 seconds". people from neighboring tables started looking already. i said i don't see anyone here and that i'd like to see her reservation. then for whatever reason she went on that i was just a french tourist and if i would do something like that in france. and that she was a regular here who lives here. i told her "well then it's really about time for you to finally develop some manners".

then i ignored her and just finished my food. of course her oldfart friends didn't return in time.

brits being brits

 

[masonfrancis]

i went to eat at a nightmarket in the center of Bangkok.

all tables were taken and the waiter brought my food so i had to join another table.

i sat down at the only table that had only one person sitting there. it was an ugly british karen with her beer, busy blabbering into her phone.

when she noticed me, she raised her disgusting raspy voice and croaked this table was taken and literally told me to "piss off".

i replied "excuse me, what did you just say?" and gave her an evil stare. she quickly made up a lie that she just told her brother on the phone to piss off.

i said that usually i would have switched tables now as soon as another one became available. but that since i'm not gonna have some hag tell me to piss off i'm gonna sit here as long as i want.

and then she started freaking out. screeching that she was here first and that the table was taken by her friends who will "literally return in 2 seconds". people from neighboring tables started looking already. i said i don't see anyone here and that i'd like to see her reservation. then for whatever reason she went on that i was just a french tourist and if i would do something like that in france. and that she was a regular here who lives here. i told her "well then it's really about time for you to finally develop some manners".

then i ignored her and just finished my food. of course her oldfart friends didn't return in time.

Why don’t you meet @myeyes

 

[Marco Pumpo]

Why don’t you meet @myeyes

i will. we tried last weekend.