Here is a story of the first time I went to a strip club
so I went to a strip club by myself because it has a bar in it and I wanted a drink
so basically this black chick with a fucking 7-8/10 body but kind of butterface but nerdy sad down on my lap, and just talked to me and literally sat on my lap all night and give me dances free all night
when I first met her I told her straight up I was just there to drink and she said ok she just wanted to sit on my lap anyway, basically just being seen with me elevated her status above other dancer(I will expand on that later) and I instantly used my male sensor to see what guys in the club were interested in her or giving me jealous I want to fuck your girl(even though she wasn't my girl) vibes. So I basically pointed out a guy and told her to go ask him if he wants a dance and she did it and got a lot of money and I did this for her 3-4 times that night basically she just felt kind of self conscious and loney and scared and stuff.... Lol over the bouncers at the club or any other girls she came to me and kept giving me free lapdances while I helped her target the guys that would payout the most.
So basically she went off to dance and this white chick, the best looking girl at the place her body was maybe 6.5 but her fake with cakeup was about a 7/10 maybe a bit less, got jelly and within 5 minutes of my little lapdog stripper leaving on my command to go earn some money she comes over and basically starts shaking her ass in my face forcing me to have a lapdance and when shes done she tries to change me $10. Mind you I have a pocketfull of cash, so I tell her sorry I am broke and she gets the bouncer, I was having fun and didn't want to get kicked out so as this fucking 5'8" dude is looking up at me I tell him I will goto my car and get cash, so I go out to my car, take my money out, count out $9 and come back in and fucking tell her sorry this is all I have
and of course the girl just takes it, but basically she outer herself as a jealous bitch and burned a bridge with me, a guy who can go into a stripclup and instantly make the strippers earn more money, and then my lapdog stripper came back and we had a good time.
I probably could have fucked her too but I just straight up wasn't interested.
This is the life of a high-IQ top tier looks & body masc man in a stripclub even while basically larping I am deadass broke and spending almost no money lmfao
haven't been back to a strip club since.
so I went to a strip club by myself because it has a bar in it and I wanted a drink
so basically this black chick with a fucking 7-8/10 body but kind of butterface but nerdy sad down on my lap, and just talked to me and literally sat on my lap all night and give me dances free all night
when I first met her I told her straight up I was just there to drink and she said ok she just wanted to sit on my lap anyway, basically just being seen with me elevated her status above other dancer(I will expand on that later) and I instantly used my male sensor to see what guys in the club were interested in her or giving me jealous I want to fuck your girl(even though she wasn't my girl) vibes. So I basically pointed out a guy and told her to go ask him if he wants a dance and she did it and got a lot of money and I did this for her 3-4 times that night basically she just felt kind of self conscious and loney and scared and stuff.... Lol over the bouncers at the club or any other girls she came to me and kept giving me free lapdances while I helped her target the guys that would payout the most.
So basically she went off to dance and this white chick, the best looking girl at the place her body was maybe 6.5 but her fake with cakeup was about a 7/10 maybe a bit less, got jelly and within 5 minutes of my little lapdog stripper leaving on my command to go earn some money she comes over and basically starts shaking her ass in my face forcing me to have a lapdance and when shes done she tries to change me $10. Mind you I have a pocketfull of cash, so I tell her sorry I am broke and she gets the bouncer, I was having fun and didn't want to get kicked out so as this fucking 5'8" dude is looking up at me I tell him I will goto my car and get cash, so I go out to my car, take my money out, count out $9 and come back in and fucking tell her sorry this is all I have
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f602.png)
I probably could have fucked her too but I just straight up wasn't interested.
This is the life of a high-IQ top tier looks & body masc man in a stripclub even while basically larping I am deadass broke and spending almost no money lmfao
haven't been back to a strip club since.