I still don't know if I believe in magic but one time I tried a chaos magic sigil thing that I saw on 4chan (because why not?) and a few days later in my first world pussy prison I met the hottest girl I ever slept with (if you like big boobs

. Problem is she was batshit insane, had literal autism, mega high body count, and was "bisexual" but mainly lesbian and left me soon after to have one night stands with white girls (she was Chinese.) Sometimes I look at her nudes that I saved and get a little confidence in myself for sleeping with her.
And then a few weeks later my roommate accidentally set the house on fire and I had to move back into my parents basement, maybe this is the karmic balance restoring itself?
Could all just be a coincidence but I'm not trying that again, no way no way no way