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- Dec 21, 2023
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I currently have about 6 monkeys saved, and will likely become a certified monkey caretaker with my own sanctuary, in the next 2-4 years. Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for MONKEY OWNERS
Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:
- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality
Notice that I didn't include monkey? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A monkeyless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while an affluent monkey guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.
Anyone who claims that a monkey will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness
Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:
- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality
Notice that I didn't include monkey? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A monkeyless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while an affluent monkey guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.
Anyone who claims that a monkey will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness
