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some alt girl on bumble invited me to a hip hop club so i decided to go

i get there like 30 minutes after she arrives so kinda standing around drinking my free drink and making small talk with a chink next to me until she notices me like a cuck

anyways, i’m non nt so she and her friends try to get me to dance but i ain’t doin that shit and even after i get a bit drunk, im still non nt. brutal.

the girl that invited me to the club and her friends came up to me and started complimenting me saying im cool and my hair is cool and we all exchange instagrams (for the few that follow me on ig here, you can go thru my recent followers and look at them. nothing special)

anyways, i talk to the girl that invited me for a bit (has an underscore in her ig username if you guys that follow me want to go look at her) but for some reason not that interested in her even tho she’s kinda my type despite the eye contacts.

i join her group and we migrate closer to the bar and i see this cute dirty blonde asian girl standing there alone so i go up and talk to her after looking at her for a bit

blah blah we talk, she’s not that good at english compared to the other girl but idc she’s exactly my type plus works at a vintage shop

we start touching each other more and she gives me some of her drink and her friends are looking at us and talking about us but i got no clue lol. i think they’re getting jealous because one of the girls was super interested in me when asking for my instagram

when talking, she’s already drunk so i don’t plan on fucking her anyways, just want to touch her and get some aura from her. she drunkenly asks me why i’m talking to her out of all the girls and says she’s doesn’t believe me when i say cuz she’s the coolest of all the girls here lol

anyways, the blonde girls friend wants to leave so she leaves with her too. (when talking, the blonde girl told me she doesn’t like this type of music, that is rap, and likes rock). looking back at it, this is probably because i was giving all my attention to the blonde girl despite the other girls asking for my instagram and complimenting my hair and saying i look cool

during the interim period, i go hangout with one of the chink guy friend of the girl that invited me. he’s pretty cool, about my height so we get along quite well. for context, i’d say most guys in this club were around my height, but nobody exceptionally taller than me. so i didn’t stand out but wasn’t ostracized due to my height which is good. to also mention, im guessing some arab african or east african guy also was in the group and i meant to go talk to him but he was on the other side of the standing circle so i never got around to it the whole night lol. pretty sure he ended up fucking the girl that invited me but idc.

i see the girls friend return so go and ask her where the blonde is and she finds her and we get back to talking, same old same old as before but this time, the group notices us flirting a lot more

after a while, they decide to go to some other club so i go with the blonde girl in my arms. by this time we were a lot more physical which made me feel good, walking down the steeet with a fashion maxxed 5’5 blonde asian girl. for context, the first club had no foreigners other than me and some african guy, but the next club was packed full of foreigners. it felt good walking in that club having the blonde girl hunched over my back and shoulders.

we get to a good spot in the new club and just chilling. i start touching on her legs and stomach, nothing crazy then she brings her face closer to mine and we kiss. again, i wasn’t planning on fucking her since she was drunk and i wasn’t horny, just wanted to go to a club and get some experience in since i never rely on this method of meeting people

we’re deep french kissing at this point behind the group of friends and they’re all looking at us and yelling so i slowly take a break from kissing her and just feel her body. i grabbed her ass and it felt pretty good ngl. when i did this, she turned her neck upwards to me (context : she was facing away from me and her ass was on my dick ) and we started kissing again which was hot. most of the foreigners in this club i felt were ethnic and some white with no bitches so were probably seething

but yeah, to speed up this thread, after we leave here, her friends start pulling her away from me more to talk to her. prob influencing her to stop playing with me (for some reason, chinese use this word ‘playing’ a lot). we go back to the other club and they pull her away once more to a bench big enough for only 3 people and two of them talk to her for a while.

in the meantime, i talk to the cool chinese guy around my height and then some danish guy who works in beijing and a bit taller than me. didn’t get to talk to him much since we were getting ready to leave but when i told him im american he brought up greenland lol.

so i talk to the blonde girl again but before that, i say hey to one of her friends who i know can speak english as we talked earlier but now she’s cold and says some shit in chink language jfl. i tell the blonde girl bye and we walk outside and she says one last kiss, then i say one more, then kiss her two more times

this is the tale of how i, alex brown, the most exalted mulatto dreadhead in the orient, who probably could have pulled most of the girls in the first club, got cucked by some hot alt blonde chinese girls friends.

enjoy my story my friends, i didn’t proof read it so i apologize for any issues. ask me any questions you have
 
i select for autistic looking girls if you couldn’t tell
 
What city you in rn? Gz?
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Also holy fucking shit I had no idea south China was this bad
Why is Hanoi at #53 right now when it's usually amongst the top
 
some alt girl on bumble invited me to a hip hop club so i decided to go

i get there like 30 minutes after she arrives so kinda standing around drinking my free drink and making small talk with a chink next to me until she notices me like a cuck

anyways, i’m non nt so she and her friends try to get me to dance but i ain’t doin that shit and even after i get a bit drunk, im still non nt. brutal.

the girl that invited me to the club and her friends came up to me and started complimenting me saying im cool and my hair is cool and we all exchange instagrams (for the few that follow me on ig here, you can go thru my recent followers and look at them. nothing special)

anyways, i talk to the girl that invited me for a bit (has an underscore in her ig username if you guys that follow me want to go look at her) but for some reason not that interested in her even tho she’s kinda my type despite the eye contacts.

i join her group and we migrate closer to the bar and i see this cute dirty blonde asian girl standing there alone so i go up and talk to her after looking at her for a bit

blah blah we talk, she’s not that good at english compared to the other girl but idc she’s exactly my type plus works at a vintage shop

we start touching each other more and she gives me some of her drink and her friends are looking at us and talking about us but i got no clue lol. i think they’re getting jealous because one of the girls was super interested in me when asking for my instagram

when talking, she’s already drunk so i don’t plan on fucking her anyways, just want to touch her and get some aura from her. she drunkenly asks me why i’m talking to her out of all the girls and says she’s doesn’t believe me when i say cuz she’s the coolest of all the girls here lol

anyways, the blonde girls friend wants to leave so she leaves with her too. (when talking, the blonde girl told me she doesn’t like this type of music, that is rap, and likes rock). looking back at it, this is probably because i was giving all my attention to the blonde girl despite the other girls asking for my instagram and complimenting my hair and saying i look cool

during the interim period, i go hangout with one of the chink guy friend of the girl that invited me. he’s pretty cool, about my height so we get along quite well. for context, i’d say most guys in this club were around my height, but nobody exceptionally taller than me. so i didn’t stand out but wasn’t ostracized due to my height which is good. to also mention, im guessing some arab african or east african guy also was in the group and i meant to go talk to him but he was on the other side of the standing circle so i never got around to it the whole night lol. pretty sure he ended up fucking the girl that invited me but idc.

i see the girls friend return so go and ask her where the blonde is and she finds her and we get back to talking, same old same old as before but this time, the group notices us flirting a lot more

after a while, they decide to go to some other club so i go with the blonde girl in my arms. by this time we were a lot more physical which made me feel good, walking down the steeet with a fashion maxxed 5’5 blonde asian girl. for context, the first club had no foreigners other than me and some african guy, but the next club was packed full of foreigners. it felt good walking in that club having the blonde girl hunched over my back and shoulders.

we get to a good spot in the new club and just chilling. i start touching on her legs and stomach, nothing crazy then she brings her face closer to mine and we kiss. again, i wasn’t planning on fucking her since she was drunk and i wasn’t horny, just wanted to go to a club and get some experience in since i never rely on this method of meeting people

we’re deep french kissing at this point behind the group of friends and they’re all looking at us and yelling so i slowly take a break from kissing her and just feel her body. i grabbed her ass and it felt pretty good ngl. when i did this, she turned her neck upwards to me (context : she was facing away from me and her ass was on my dick ) and we started kissing again which was hot. most of the foreigners in this club i felt were ethnic and some white with no bitches so were probably seething

but yeah, to speed up this thread, after we leave here, her friends start pulling her away from me more to talk to her. prob influencing her to stop playing with me (for some reason, chinese use this word ‘playing’ a lot). we go back to the other club and they pull her away once more to a bench big enough for only 3 people and two of them talk to her for a while.

in the meantime, i talk to the cool chinese guy around my height and then some danish guy who works in beijing and a bit taller than me. didn’t get to talk to him much since we were getting ready to leave but when i told him im american he brought up greenland lol.

so i talk to the blonde girl again but before that, i say hey to one of her friends who i know can speak english as we talked earlier but now she’s cold and says some shit in chink language jfl. i tell the blonde girl bye and we walk outside and she says one last kiss, then i say one more, then kiss her two more times

this is the tale of how i, alex brown, the most exalted mulatto dreadhead in the orient, who probably could have pulled most of the girls in the first club, got cucked by some hot alt blonde chinese girls friends.

enjoy my story my friends, i didn’t proof read it so i apologize for any issues. ask me any questions you have
Which city was this?
Most of the cities I went to barely saw any chinese girls with foreigners, even the tier 3-4 cities
 
some alt girl on bumble invited me to a hip hop club so i decided to go

i get there like 30 minutes after she arrives so kinda standing around drinking my free drink and making small talk with a chink next to me until she notices me like a cuck

anyways, i’m non nt so she and her friends try to get me to dance but i ain’t doin that shit and even after i get a bit drunk, im still non nt. brutal.

the girl that invited me to the club and her friends came up to me and started complimenting me saying im cool and my hair is cool and we all exchange instagrams (for the few that follow me on ig here, you can go thru my recent followers and look at them. nothing special)

anyways, i talk to the girl that invited me for a bit (has an underscore in her ig username if you guys that follow me want to go look at her) but for some reason not that interested in her even tho she’s kinda my type despite the eye contacts.

i join her group and we migrate closer to the bar and i see this cute dirty blonde asian girl standing there alone so i go up and talk to her after looking at her for a bit

blah blah we talk, she’s not that good at english compared to the other girl but idc she’s exactly my type plus works at a vintage shop

we start touching each other more and she gives me some of her drink and her friends are looking at us and talking about us but i got no clue lol. i think they’re getting jealous because one of the girls was super interested in me when asking for my instagram

when talking, she’s already drunk so i don’t plan on fucking her anyways, just want to touch her and get some aura from her. she drunkenly asks me why i’m talking to her out of all the girls and says she’s doesn’t believe me when i say cuz she’s the coolest of all the girls here lol

anyways, the blonde girls friend wants to leave so she leaves with her too. (when talking, the blonde girl told me she doesn’t like this type of music, that is rap, and likes rock). looking back at it, this is probably because i was giving all my attention to the blonde girl despite the other girls asking for my instagram and complimenting my hair and saying i look cool

during the interim period, i go hangout with one of the chink guy friend of the girl that invited me. he’s pretty cool, about my height so we get along quite well. for context, i’d say most guys in this club were around my height, but nobody exceptionally taller than me. so i didn’t stand out but wasn’t ostracized due to my height which is good. to also mention, im guessing some arab african or east african guy also was in the group and i meant to go talk to him but he was on the other side of the standing circle so i never got around to it the whole night lol. pretty sure he ended up fucking the girl that invited me but idc.

i see the girls friend return so go and ask her where the blonde is and she finds her and we get back to talking, same old same old as before but this time, the group notices us flirting a lot more

after a while, they decide to go to some other club so i go with the blonde girl in my arms. by this time we were a lot more physical which made me feel good, walking down the steeet with a fashion maxxed 5’5 blonde asian girl. for context, the first club had no foreigners other than me and some african guy, but the next club was packed full of foreigners. it felt good walking in that club having the blonde girl hunched over my back and shoulders.

we get to a good spot in the new club and just chilling. i start touching on her legs and stomach, nothing crazy then she brings her face closer to mine and we kiss. again, i wasn’t planning on fucking her since she was drunk and i wasn’t horny, just wanted to go to a club and get some experience in since i never rely on this method of meeting people

we’re deep french kissing at this point behind the group of friends and they’re all looking at us and yelling so i slowly take a break from kissing her and just feel her body. i grabbed her ass and it felt pretty good ngl. when i did this, she turned her neck upwards to me (context : she was facing away from me and her ass was on my dick ) and we started kissing again which was hot. most of the foreigners in this club i felt were ethnic and some white with no bitches so were probably seething

but yeah, to speed up this thread, after we leave here, her friends start pulling her away from me more to talk to her. prob influencing her to stop playing with me (for some reason, chinese use this word ‘playing’ a lot). we go back to the other club and they pull her away once more to a bench big enough for only 3 people and two of them talk to her for a while.

in the meantime, i talk to the cool chinese guy around my height and then some danish guy who works in beijing and a bit taller than me. didn’t get to talk to him much since we were getting ready to leave but when i told him im american he brought up greenland lol.

so i talk to the blonde girl again but before that, i say hey to one of her friends who i know can speak english as we talked earlier but now she’s cold and says some shit in chink language jfl. i tell the blonde girl bye and we walk outside and she says one last kiss, then i say one more, then kiss her two more times

this is the tale of how i, alex brown, the most exalted mulatto dreadhead in the orient, who probably could have pulled most of the girls in the first club, got cucked by some hot alt blonde chinese girls friends.

enjoy my story my friends, i didn’t proof read it so i apologize for any issues. ask me any questions you have
Seems like a good way of picking up girls, would feel rewarding in a sense.
 

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