eat a cow, that should make the locals happy.
LOL
but seriously, dookie on sidewalk with photos or it never happened haha
alex, you crazy bro. i would never go to india or pakistans. ESPECIALLY india. those fuckers are dirty. They have poo fighting festival where they fling shit at each other.
those fuckers will go into the underwear, scratch their sweaty balls and with that same hand and then pull out and continue making your sandwich
fuck that place