Always eat American goyslop when in third world countries as your first meal

[AlexBrown84]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2018007382723371421

Seriously

I broke this rule one time in Pakistan and ended up being bedridden for 3 days throwing up and shitting

Eating something familiar such as kfc or McDonald’s in these countries helps you acclimate to the various bacteria in the country without diving head first into native slop

 

[AlexBrown84]

Also charcoal pills

Stock up on em in Thailand