NiggerLover
coping baldcel
- Mar 15, 2024
- 333
- 303
Having WHITE gf comes with a lot of benefits. Package includes:
- shittok and shitstragam addict
- superiority complex (you have to dance like monkey to entertain her)
- goes to bed at 3 am
- has 300 idiots in dms at all times who tell her that she is the most beautiful (4/10 in reality)
- "he's just a friend"
- thinks she's smart, but actually dumb
- can't shut her dumb mouth
- if you disagree, goes immediately to another guy to cry and fuck him
- stinks like piss and shit because too lazy to shower (only cleans when going to public)
- can't cook or clean
- always broke (orders food to home when barely having money)
- cries that she's going crazy in work (in reality produces zero results and net negative to company)
- always thinks about partying or having fun (because she is useless for anything except holes)
- lives like pig (clothes on floor, doesn't wash dishes, 1 million bottles of useless trash in bathroom)
- always with makeup like a clown
- "I hAvE sOcIaL sKiLlS" - literally talks like retard for 15 minutes and says nothing (likes to to listen to her own stupid tone)
- feminist. "WoMeN wErE oPpReSsEd" jfl, sure they were
- thinks she deserves big house, vacations and a lot of things because she is smart (dumb as fuck who watches motivational youtube videos about "MaNiFeStAtIoN")
- shittok and shitstragam addict
- superiority complex (you have to dance like monkey to entertain her)
- goes to bed at 3 am
- has 300 idiots in dms at all times who tell her that she is the most beautiful (4/10 in reality)
- "he's just a friend"
- thinks she's smart, but actually dumb
- can't shut her dumb mouth
- if you disagree, goes immediately to another guy to cry and fuck him
- stinks like piss and shit because too lazy to shower (only cleans when going to public)
- can't cook or clean
- always broke (orders food to home when barely having money)
- cries that she's going crazy in work (in reality produces zero results and net negative to company)
- always thinks about partying or having fun (because she is useless for anything except holes)
- lives like pig (clothes on floor, doesn't wash dishes, 1 million bottles of useless trash in bathroom)
- always with makeup like a clown
- "I hAvE sOcIaL sKiLlS" - literally talks like retard for 15 minutes and says nothing (likes to to listen to her own stupid tone)
- feminist. "WoMeN wErE oPpReSsEd" jfl, sure they were
- thinks she deserves big house, vacations and a lot of things because she is smart (dumb as fuck who watches motivational youtube videos about "MaNiFeStAtIoN")