The story of when i went to jail

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Once police bust down my door while I was living with a few other guys.

3 police vans, 2 cars

Caught us with leftovers from a robbery

Found my knuckledusters . They said I'm fucked for that and it's a serious crime

My friend told me to say a cover up story so i did it (retarded move, should've said nothing)

Also my friend said he was his twin bro, cos he was wanted

Said they're gonna impound my car

Searched my entire room, in every sock, every bin, every draw under my bed

Took me to the station.

Put me in a cell for like 12 hours

I just did some shadowboxing, like 500 pushups

They give you free warm meals, so I just spammed that like 5 times until I was full. Actually good food too tbf

Then had a wank (idc if they were watching)

Then went to sleep

Then they woke me up at like 2am for an interview. Asked if I want a lawyer

I didn't have a lawyer so they have their own policeman lawyer to represent me but he's clearly on their side

They showed me a cctv video of me knocking some guy out with my dusters at a pub with my hood up so u can't see my face

And I was wearing the exact same Nike tracksuit they arrested me in so I was cooked 💀

The lawyer asked me in private if I did the crime and I said no cos I knew he's on their side. He just told me to go no comment


So the police man asked like 100 questions and he looked like he wanted to rope half way cos he knew I was gonna say no comment the entire time

Then they let me out and never called me back. I guess not enough evidence

But they stole my brand new tracksuit and trainers. Dickheads
 

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