Orientalist
INFP - 22 years old - Been to 7 countries
- Jun 7, 2024
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You may have heard of the legendary Marauder... the amount of Swiss Francs this self-described 6'4, dirty blond, A30-eyes North Atlantid ivy league-educated old money gigachad throws around will make your head spin. He slays countless stacies all throughout the eastern hemishere. Truly an idol worthy of your admiration...
Once upon a time during one peaceful afternoon, I was doing a gay version of @Napoleon de Geso's world quest going to various cities on Bumble as a female to check out the competition. After a solid 30 seconds of swiping through the kpopmaxxed high ELO changs of Shanghai, look who I find:
DAAAMN! The stats fit the bill... mostly... still, no wonder he churns out thread after thread flexing his Bumble results. Bro looks like a stunt double of Corrado Martini - what a resemblance! As a matter of fact, it's almost too close of a resemblance. As a matter of fact...
Now, when we reverse image search that pic on facial recognition sites like Lenso.ai, we enter truly mythical tier lore, where we find marauder in his natural habitat:
You can't make this up...
Harvard Columbia University in NYC, not England, right? The Ivy League halo is crazy!
Good thing we found his IG back at the lab. Couple thousand followers as you can see:
NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
Not to mention how often he exaggerates his slays whenever he manages to get some scraps:
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And who else but a coping insecure abused dog Indian would have endless posts on Looksmax pontificating about the various ways they can look more white passing?
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Once upon a time during one peaceful afternoon, I was doing a gay version of @Napoleon de Geso's world quest going to various cities on Bumble as a female to check out the competition. After a solid 30 seconds of swiping through the kpopmaxxed high ELO changs of Shanghai, look who I find:
DAAAMN! The stats fit the bill... mostly... still, no wonder he churns out thread after thread flexing his Bumble results. Bro looks like a stunt double of Corrado Martini - what a resemblance! As a matter of fact, it's almost too close of a resemblance. As a matter of fact...
THIS SHIT IS MORPHED TO MUMBAI AND BACK
BRO LITERALLY CATFISHES AS A MORPH OF A A PSL GOD MALE MODEL, ALL JUST TO FLEX HIS BUMBLE LIKES ON INCEL FORUMS
Now you might be thinking: what about the other pics? Well, there's only one other pic, and it should be obvious why:WHO IS THIS ETHNIC ASS NIGGA? Imagine being one of the stacies swiping after seeing just the 1st pic and IRL you end up meeting with this spooky ass nigga
Now, when we reverse image search that pic on facial recognition sites like Lenso.ai, we enter truly mythical tier lore, where we find marauder in his natural habitat:
You can't make this up...
THE PATRIOT NEWSPAPER: THE VOICE OF DELHI (c. 2020, checks out)
Sukhaarth Kanwar, 21, who can easily be confused for a Mediterranean lad (JFL), albeit much taller, is pursuing an undergraduate course in Brighton.
B-but wait, he went toGood thing we found his IG back at the lab. Couple thousand followers as you can see:
NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
HE IS LITERALLY A PAJEET LARPING AS SWISS! A TALE OLD AS TIME, DEATHNICS TRYING TO PASS AS MED WHILE WRITING LITERAL TALES FROM THE DELHI MENTAL ASYLUM
Not to mention how often he exaggerates his slays whenever he manages to get some scraps:
Marauder's taiwanese stacies strike once again
As we all know, marauder is an ivy league educated old money male model, in his free time he enjoys running jbw on taiwanese stacies on Bumble. As you can see, Bumble is a very widely used app in Taiwan. But enough about that! Lets look at the stacies he matched with! Last time i checked his...
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And who else but a coping insecure abused dog Indian would have endless posts on Looksmax pontificating about the various ways they can look more white passing?
Does this curry pass as med?
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Curries destroying med smv by larping as med
Legit over for the terrones being called paki by the curry comedian.
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Ethnic undertones vs med
Even though the curry is light skinned and taller, their natural dull grey-yellow undertones looks like absolute trash compared to the red-orange undertones of the med guy. And it’s one of the many reasons why all the lighter skinned ethnics who claim to be med-passing are delusional.
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As a Med you need to have dirty blond/light brown hair
It's time to debunk the whole "ethnic dark looks" cope that dark brown/black hair mogs, especially on meds and white-passing Levantines. It only works if you have North Atlantid pheno with blue eyes, but for meds the dark hair is definitely a failo, and definitely gives them a more ethnic look...
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You will never be an old money European slayer
Traveling around the Mediterranean in the summer with your high pedigree Stacy tier girlfriend, who speaks 3 languages fluently and attends a top tier university. Spending the summer taking it easy in St Tropez, going exploring in San Sebastian, enjoying the food/wine in Portofino and Amalfi...
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Does liposomal glutathione work to lighten eyes?
Want to go from A30 to A17 hopefully, got the most expensive one although it tastes like absolute trash.
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