Marco Pumpo
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- Apr 18, 2024
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I can safely say now that Bali is better than Jakarta in pretty much every way. Except for dating and annoying vendors. 50% of women in online dating are hookers and unfortunately it's mainly the better looking ones, so i wasted a lot of time sorting them out. The others are drowning in messages from white tourists and became entitled.
So I chatted with this girl in Jakarta who was in travel mode. She planned to come to Bali much later because she bought some land there and is broke now because of that so she wanted to save money first. but i told her i'd have to leave the day she would arrive.
We seemed quite compatible. She's 22 years old, cute, IT remote worker like me, smart, no bullshit, no drama. christian, lives with her parents. excellent level of english.
We had a video call that went well and she decided that despite all her work she wants to take the chance and book flights to Bali now to stay there for a week with me and we both work from there together. Since she is broke I offered her that she only pays for her flights and i pay for our accomodation and daily expenses.
Still a risky arrangement for both of us considering that we had never met. And the even riskier part: I frauded my age on bumble by 10 fucking years (my ex approved it, she said girls wouldn't notice). I think it's quite safe for normal dating but in this case it was kinda stupid that i didn't reveal it because she might just see my passport when checking in. I just thought about it too late.
Anyway, it was settled and she arranged her journey, made up fake plans for her parents and her church class that she was about to miss. only her little sister who lives in bali was involved in the plan. she picked her up from the airport by motorbike and delivered her to my place.
And there was my young jungle beauty, next to her almost equally hot sister: defined jawline, juicy lips, aligned teeth, snub nose, no chinky eyes. she looked like a bit like an indonesian version of angelina jolie (it turned out she hadn't heard that for the first time). some locals also mistook her for a latina.
facially a solid 7. body a bit lower, maybe a 5-6. a few kilos over ideal weight but that fat went into her latina booty so it was fine. as a middle-aged sexually healthy man, i think i'd be a fool to complain about a 16 years younger average female body in its prime with no golddigger intentions. also potentially a 7 after losing some weight.
it was always on my bucket list to book a villa with private pool with a hot girl. in ubud i could finally afford it easily, so the time had come and we went there together. i prayed that they wouldn't ask my for my passport at check-in and ruin the plan. luckily it didn't happen. she also didn't get suspicious by my looks. my full head of curly blonde hair is always good camouflage.
we booked for 3 nights first but decided to extend because we had the time of our lives there and thought it could only go downhill from there. taking little trips to mountains, swimming in water falls, visiting monkey forest, restaurants. we also bought groceries and she cooked for me like a wife during our breaks at work. she is a good girl but also naughty and playful like a teenager. we were making out naked in our private pool every night after work. i poured balinese wine into her thirsty mouth from the side of the pool. she loved sucking me cock, even in crazy positions like diving under water. luckily she didn't have much work that week, so sometimes when i had video calls at work she would distract and tease me outside by the window naked or posing at the pool.
at some point i revealed my age fraud to her because i thought it was better than if it happened accidentally during another hotel checkin or something. she was shocked at first but she didn't freak out. yes, it was morally wrong by me to do it but she admitted that i would have been filtered out by her settings if i had put my real age (5 years over her limit). and she also admitted that she wouldn't have booked if i had revealed my age right after our video call. so my evil plan turned out to be perfectly executed. our time together also confirmed that age is just a number, we were clearly equally turned on by each other. she said it felt like we're on honeymoon.
our last day was a beach day in kuta near the airport. we took a swim and watched the sunset. a vendor woman tried to aggressively sell her braids in english because she thought she was not indonesian. after a few failed attempts to get rid of her she told her "please leave now, we need some time together because we are on honeymoon."
Thinking about it now, i don't know if i would do such an arrangement again because it was really risky to do this. soo many things could have gone wrong even without the age issue. Imagine for example she just behaves at first on the video call and then turns out to be a psycho. or you make a cute loking girl come over to you and then she has super stinky breath or something. You couldn't see that on a video call and your whole week would be ruined.
Funny that we went for this risky adventure even though we are both quite rational people. But maybe it's not even irrational, it's just a high risk game. And it turned out that we got lucky and the high reward. we spent a whole week together nonstop and didn't even argue once, not even when i revealed the age fraud. i think she would be good wife material. maybe i should marry her some day when i settle down. she'd be up for it.
So I chatted with this girl in Jakarta who was in travel mode. She planned to come to Bali much later because she bought some land there and is broke now because of that so she wanted to save money first. but i told her i'd have to leave the day she would arrive.
We seemed quite compatible. She's 22 years old, cute, IT remote worker like me, smart, no bullshit, no drama. christian, lives with her parents. excellent level of english.
We had a video call that went well and she decided that despite all her work she wants to take the chance and book flights to Bali now to stay there for a week with me and we both work from there together. Since she is broke I offered her that she only pays for her flights and i pay for our accomodation and daily expenses.
Still a risky arrangement for both of us considering that we had never met. And the even riskier part: I frauded my age on bumble by 10 fucking years (my ex approved it, she said girls wouldn't notice). I think it's quite safe for normal dating but in this case it was kinda stupid that i didn't reveal it because she might just see my passport when checking in. I just thought about it too late.
Anyway, it was settled and she arranged her journey, made up fake plans for her parents and her church class that she was about to miss. only her little sister who lives in bali was involved in the plan. she picked her up from the airport by motorbike and delivered her to my place.
And there was my young jungle beauty, next to her almost equally hot sister: defined jawline, juicy lips, aligned teeth, snub nose, no chinky eyes. she looked like a bit like an indonesian version of angelina jolie (it turned out she hadn't heard that for the first time). some locals also mistook her for a latina.
facially a solid 7. body a bit lower, maybe a 5-6. a few kilos over ideal weight but that fat went into her latina booty so it was fine. as a middle-aged sexually healthy man, i think i'd be a fool to complain about a 16 years younger average female body in its prime with no golddigger intentions. also potentially a 7 after losing some weight.
it was always on my bucket list to book a villa with private pool with a hot girl. in ubud i could finally afford it easily, so the time had come and we went there together. i prayed that they wouldn't ask my for my passport at check-in and ruin the plan. luckily it didn't happen. she also didn't get suspicious by my looks. my full head of curly blonde hair is always good camouflage.
we booked for 3 nights first but decided to extend because we had the time of our lives there and thought it could only go downhill from there. taking little trips to mountains, swimming in water falls, visiting monkey forest, restaurants. we also bought groceries and she cooked for me like a wife during our breaks at work. she is a good girl but also naughty and playful like a teenager. we were making out naked in our private pool every night after work. i poured balinese wine into her thirsty mouth from the side of the pool. she loved sucking me cock, even in crazy positions like diving under water. luckily she didn't have much work that week, so sometimes when i had video calls at work she would distract and tease me outside by the window naked or posing at the pool.
at some point i revealed my age fraud to her because i thought it was better than if it happened accidentally during another hotel checkin or something. she was shocked at first but she didn't freak out. yes, it was morally wrong by me to do it but she admitted that i would have been filtered out by her settings if i had put my real age (5 years over her limit). and she also admitted that she wouldn't have booked if i had revealed my age right after our video call. so my evil plan turned out to be perfectly executed. our time together also confirmed that age is just a number, we were clearly equally turned on by each other. she said it felt like we're on honeymoon.
our last day was a beach day in kuta near the airport. we took a swim and watched the sunset. a vendor woman tried to aggressively sell her braids in english because she thought she was not indonesian. after a few failed attempts to get rid of her she told her "please leave now, we need some time together because we are on honeymoon."
Thinking about it now, i don't know if i would do such an arrangement again because it was really risky to do this. soo many things could have gone wrong even without the age issue. Imagine for example she just behaves at first on the video call and then turns out to be a psycho. or you make a cute loking girl come over to you and then she has super stinky breath or something. You couldn't see that on a video call and your whole week would be ruined.
Funny that we went for this risky adventure even though we are both quite rational people. But maybe it's not even irrational, it's just a high risk game. And it turned out that we got lucky and the high reward. we spent a whole week together nonstop and didn't even argue once, not even when i revealed the age fraud. i think she would be good wife material. maybe i should marry her some day when i settle down. she'd be up for it.
@EEmaxxer now you know what i meant by that
