Marco Pumpo
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- Apr 18, 2024
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I saw some of you guys wonder why some white dudes bother to date down in thailand. i have the answer for you. as you have probably figured out by now, if you date up, you will not linearly face more bullshit and attitude, but exponentially. but in the same way you can benefit from it if you date down:
On my only saturday night that i had in Bangkok this time, all my promising quality dates that i had pipelined flaked. my plan B to go to a bar/club of my choice failed as well because of high entrance fee. "but sir, tonight dj whatever random nobody is playing!" fuck off.
instead i resorted to my final backup. a subpar thai woman that had been simping awkwardly hard for me for days.
she's 35, just like me on my frauded tinder. in fact i'm a few years older than her but she thought same age. her face is a 4 at best, below my own smv (i'm around 4.5). her body maybe a 6. but if you add my white bonus on top, i'm a king for her. usually i would never aim that low in SEA, but the saturday night FOMO, the horniness and her easy availability pushed me.
she said she was about to meet some friends, but right now drinking alone at a bar and i should join her. so i took a motorbike taxi and was there in 15 minutes.
the bar of her choice was a bit outside the center and pretty empty. only us, the staff, a solo live musician and another table: 3 obvious passport niggers drinking with their bargirls. funny setting. one of those guys was falling asleep already. seemed kinda cucked to me to buy lots of drinks for yourself and for a bargirl that you already pay for sex, but then you fall asleep. but hey, whatever floats your boat, nigga...
i ordered some food. she drank beer like a fish and kept ordering beer for us and refilling mine. it seemed like she knew everyone here. she shouted something to the live musician. she kept tipping the subhuman waiter 100 baht notes which seemed exaggerated to me. also she kept interacting with the bar girls and briefly introduced some of them to me ("my friend") . one of them even came over and gave her money.
i was getting suspicious about her role so i boldly asked her if she was the mamasan here. but she just laughed at me and said i was funny. "i'm just a customer here!"
the bill came, she paid it all and said it's okay. "let's go another bar next door". the bar next door was different. only thai people there and live music. more of her friends came and joined our table. my girl was showing me around like a treasure. supposedly all her friends complimented on my looks (not sure if it's actually true because i don't speak thai, but from their facial expressions it seemed legit). apparently they were talking about my dick as well ("my friend say maybe you have big snake"). but tbh i felt embarrassed to be her boy since more than half of the women in that bar looked better than her.
none of them spoke any decent english. they just kept ordering beer, refilling mine without asking and clinking glasses. i was surprised how all those thai girls could drink like germans without hesitating. at the table next to us was a thai guy who had passed out already. i felt like i had to put an end to the show before having too much beer to get hard. so i said i'd have to go now. she said okay let's go to your place and paid the bill again.
of course she was DTF. her body was sexy and she was for crazy for sucking cock: "i like big banana". her smoking skills were top notch, like 9/10. the only thing she couldn't do was deepthroat. but she tried hard and kept drooling like a swine. after every failed attempt she joyfully rubbed her spare saliva on my dick and my balls. i fucked her 3 times and came pretty quickly because of her tight pussy and her excellent smoking foreplay.
she stayed for the night without asking me and we fucked 3 times more the next day. usually my dick skin would become a little irritated already after so much fucking. but somehow she managed to prevent it, maybe with her drooling blowjobs. such a good swine.
the time between our first and second date she kept sending me lots of simpy messages though, quite annoying.
the second date was kinda surprising too. she invited me to her place and revealed that she just broke up with her boyfriend. a chubby canadian guy who had been living with her for 2 years. his stuff was still in the apartment and about to be picked up later. she had kicked him out after she caught him fucking a bargirl. he had forgotten to pick up and get rid of the condom packages, like @predeterminism . she found them and checked the CCTV afterwards so he was cooked.
she was so heartbroken and lonely because of this that she offered me to live with her for free. she gave me a tour in her high end condo in the 40th floor overlooking the city. nice big pool, gym, coworking space ("you can work here!"). the rest of our date consisted of her giving me massage, sex, her giving me massage again, swimming in her pool, sex. however, i declined to stay with her because i didn't wanna be her boy for the rest of my bangkok stay.
she kept simping even harder. another night she "coincidentally" had food and drinks with a friend in a restaurant right in front of my hotel and kept telling me. she knew that i couldn't resist the urge to see her a third time because the sugar mommy swine treatment was addictive. and she was right. i went out to them and she was still drinking with her friend who didn't speak a single word of english. "finish drink first, help us". their beer pitcher was still on the table and i finished it right from the pitcher to accelerate things.
i told her though that i'd have to work in the morning so this time she couldn't stay over. but she ignored it, pretending to have fallen asleep because she was SOO exhausted. so i had to personally escort her out in the morning. after that i was fed up, it was the last time i met her.
On my only saturday night that i had in Bangkok this time, all my promising quality dates that i had pipelined flaked. my plan B to go to a bar/club of my choice failed as well because of high entrance fee. "but sir, tonight dj whatever random nobody is playing!" fuck off.
instead i resorted to my final backup. a subpar thai woman that had been simping awkwardly hard for me for days.
she's 35, just like me on my frauded tinder. in fact i'm a few years older than her but she thought same age. her face is a 4 at best, below my own smv (i'm around 4.5). her body maybe a 6. but if you add my white bonus on top, i'm a king for her. usually i would never aim that low in SEA, but the saturday night FOMO, the horniness and her easy availability pushed me.
she said she was about to meet some friends, but right now drinking alone at a bar and i should join her. so i took a motorbike taxi and was there in 15 minutes.
the bar of her choice was a bit outside the center and pretty empty. only us, the staff, a solo live musician and another table: 3 obvious passport niggers drinking with their bargirls. funny setting. one of those guys was falling asleep already. seemed kinda cucked to me to buy lots of drinks for yourself and for a bargirl that you already pay for sex, but then you fall asleep. but hey, whatever floats your boat, nigga...
i ordered some food. she drank beer like a fish and kept ordering beer for us and refilling mine. it seemed like she knew everyone here. she shouted something to the live musician. she kept tipping the subhuman waiter 100 baht notes which seemed exaggerated to me. also she kept interacting with the bar girls and briefly introduced some of them to me ("my friend") . one of them even came over and gave her money.
i was getting suspicious about her role so i boldly asked her if she was the mamasan here. but she just laughed at me and said i was funny. "i'm just a customer here!"
the bill came, she paid it all and said it's okay. "let's go another bar next door". the bar next door was different. only thai people there and live music. more of her friends came and joined our table. my girl was showing me around like a treasure. supposedly all her friends complimented on my looks (not sure if it's actually true because i don't speak thai, but from their facial expressions it seemed legit). apparently they were talking about my dick as well ("my friend say maybe you have big snake"). but tbh i felt embarrassed to be her boy since more than half of the women in that bar looked better than her.
none of them spoke any decent english. they just kept ordering beer, refilling mine without asking and clinking glasses. i was surprised how all those thai girls could drink like germans without hesitating. at the table next to us was a thai guy who had passed out already. i felt like i had to put an end to the show before having too much beer to get hard. so i said i'd have to go now. she said okay let's go to your place and paid the bill again.
of course she was DTF. her body was sexy and she was for crazy for sucking cock: "i like big banana". her smoking skills were top notch, like 9/10. the only thing she couldn't do was deepthroat. but she tried hard and kept drooling like a swine. after every failed attempt she joyfully rubbed her spare saliva on my dick and my balls. i fucked her 3 times and came pretty quickly because of her tight pussy and her excellent smoking foreplay.
she stayed for the night without asking me and we fucked 3 times more the next day. usually my dick skin would become a little irritated already after so much fucking. but somehow she managed to prevent it, maybe with her drooling blowjobs. such a good swine.
the time between our first and second date she kept sending me lots of simpy messages though, quite annoying.
the second date was kinda surprising too. she invited me to her place and revealed that she just broke up with her boyfriend. a chubby canadian guy who had been living with her for 2 years. his stuff was still in the apartment and about to be picked up later. she had kicked him out after she caught him fucking a bargirl. he had forgotten to pick up and get rid of the condom packages, like @predeterminism . she found them and checked the CCTV afterwards so he was cooked.
she was so heartbroken and lonely because of this that she offered me to live with her for free. she gave me a tour in her high end condo in the 40th floor overlooking the city. nice big pool, gym, coworking space ("you can work here!"). the rest of our date consisted of her giving me massage, sex, her giving me massage again, swimming in her pool, sex. however, i declined to stay with her because i didn't wanna be her boy for the rest of my bangkok stay.
she kept simping even harder. another night she "coincidentally" had food and drinks with a friend in a restaurant right in front of my hotel and kept telling me. she knew that i couldn't resist the urge to see her a third time because the sugar mommy swine treatment was addictive. and she was right. i went out to them and she was still drinking with her friend who didn't speak a single word of english. "finish drink first, help us". their beer pitcher was still on the table and i finished it right from the pitcher to accelerate things.
i told her though that i'd have to work in the morning so this time she couldn't stay over. but she ignored it, pretending to have fallen asleep because she was SOO exhausted. so i had to personally escort her out in the morning. after that i was fed up, it was the last time i met her.
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