Ranking Cities in LATAM in Terms of Dating Difficulty

JohnGotti

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I have been geomaxxing in LATAM for 11 months. Here is how I would rate the cities in terms of dating difficulty after staying in a town or city for 2+ weeks, along with some comments about the city itself. Lima was the first city I went to, and I was in Rio recently.



Very Easy Tier



Sao Paulo, Brazil – It almost made me say, “I fucking love Brazil” in the first week I landed. So many likes on Bumble and Tinder. Girls are inviting me to do shit with them. Go to parties, concerts, etc. It’s an ugly-ass city, sure. But the outdoors is not too bad, the locals are cool as fuck and adventurous, and I was basically, actually, taking advantage of the girls here, not the other way around like in Lima! Even the white girls were easy . . . somehow. There is so much shit to do here. One chick invited me to her birthday party on Bumble, introduced me to her family and friends, took me to a concert, and, of course, we fucked. Everybody at the party was speaking to me like I rolled in with a limousine and a red carpet rolling out of it. Programmers, hedge fund analysts, and business owners were speaking to me like I was some Hollywood star. Not some incel loser (which I am in the Western cunts, BTW). Her friends even straight-up egged me to kiss her while we were partying. Weird experience. Because I’m a complete loser in the US.

Shame about the crime though. This place is GTA but real life. It’s crazy.



Santiago and Valparaiso, Chile – Lumped together since they felt relatively close together for me. Super easy again. Girls would invite you out, show you their city, and invite you back to their apartments to fuck them. Had a weird encounter with a Venezuelan refugee who was cheating on her husband. We met up, and she insisted dryly we should fuck and refused any food or drink offers. She was flagellating herself EXTREMELY HARD in front of me. I do not even know what she saw in me. We fucked twice, she went all the way to the airport to watch me leave on my flight to Brazil, and mentioned she was crying when I left through the doors to catch my flight.

Her husband stalked me through Instagram, and, boy, he was a little pissed.



Food is crap. These people love mayonnaise a lot for some reason.

But I did think these cities were underrated otherwise. They have a great outdoor scene for surfing, hiking, and skiing. Valparaiso has a great bohemian atmosphere with cool locals. They loved foreigners visiting their city. Great architecture. Economically stable and mostly safe. I found an obscure waterfall that required me to hike down 1 KM via ropes to get to the base of it. Cerro Alegre has some of the best bars I have ever been to, one of the few places you can just walk up to people and talk to them without seeming like a sperg to people.



Easy Tier

Cusco, Peru – Alright. Changing my game plan here compared to when I was in Lima. I only got laid in Lima since girls initiated having sex with me. This place was good for me. I took the girls out on a date, and I asked if they wanted to go back to my place for a movie … once they were in your bed. You just start making moves on them, and you fuck. Was it that easy? One med school dropout I met on Bumble met with me and insisted we fuck without any provocation.

Maybe a bit too easy?

Amazing outdoors, by the way. I could leave my Airbnb and go on a LOTR-esque adventure within 15 minutes. Find caves, ruins, and waterfalls by roaming around aimlessly in these valleys and hills. Lots of gringos and chads here. But the girls managed to be easy. Maybe it’s the culture of the city or something that matters in terms of dating aspects too?



Buenos Aires, Argentina – Puts most American cities to shame. I had five slays here, and most girls insisted we split the bill. Sometimes, they would just insist we go back to my or their place to fuck. Very boring to be in otherwise. The most fun I had was trespassing or exploring abandoned buildings. The girls are also boring too. They just wanna fuck and not much else.



Mid-tier

Chiloe’s towns and Puerto Montt – I just lumped all these together. They might as well be one city to me, considering how easy it is to get to another town. Puerto Montt is the only place I found a girl that I genuinely liked for the first time in my life. We didn’t fuck, but god damn she was generous, cute, and fun. Letting me stay at her place, going on small adventures with me while being relatable in our interests. She even said I could stay at her place rent-free, again, the next time I came.

I had another encounter with a Chilote chick from the rural country on Chiloe. She invited me to stay at her place, eat with her family, and I fucked her in her bedroom while her family was present in the house. Even connected with a cheap hostel with one of her friends who proceeded to invite me to many social events.

I was kind of flabbergasted that I got treated that well in the middle of nowhere. Not even 3/10 uggos in the US would bother doing that for you.

Otherwise . . . kind of hard due to the lack of people in the areas. But it’s not impossible.



Hard Tier

Rio de Janeiro – When I first traveled to this city with a girl (who split the bill with me on everything), she proceeded to crawl into my bed in our Airbnb and initiated raw sex with me on her accord. I might add), saw the amazing European architecture of the Copacabana and Centro surrounded by misty rainforests and stretching mountain peaks. I fell in love with the city almost immediately. On my second trip for Carnival? If you live on the coast or love the national parks, it’s good. But the west and north sides are fucking dogshit to be in; what the fuck was I thinking, lol.



Oh yeah, girls. They suck ass here. They lead you on hard, and then they ghost or flat-out reject you. I had two girls tease me extensively in a sexual manner, one even giving me a handjob on the beach of Copacabana, and SHE FLAT OUT GHOSTED ME. I got laid only once with some 19-year-old Black girl. She was kind of bulbous-looking, as most African girls are, but still cute. BUT THAT BEING SAID, a few girls WILL try to suck money out of you. They’re just fucking brazen about it. Like asking directly upfront on a dating app.



I shit you not, this is the only place where 4/10s flatly and confidently reject me too. Most of the girls insisted we split if they weren’t interested. Or if they expected me to pay, they barely ordered anything at a restaurant.



I had some amazing adventures in the outdoors here. 10/10 rock climbing and hiking. Even some nearby tropical islands that are small are little adventures too.



Lima, Peru – OKAY OKAY. Maybe somebody on this forum has differing opinions on this city. But it was my “first” location, and I had no fucking clue how to get girls. Like, I’m a virgin here, and this is the most attention I have ever gotten from women that aren’t the usual 2/10 morbidly obese hambeasts in western cunts. Like, what do you even do to get fucking laid after the date? Read PUA books? Seems to lead to fucking embarrassing situations. Ask for sex directly? I wasn’t audacious enough to do so. So, I was paying for dinners left and right, and I only had two girls. One (ugliest hookup in retrospect) whom I paid too much for her food and drinks, and more embarrassingly, she pickpocketed me after we fucked in a hotel room and stole my credit card information. The other was my Airbnb host, who was mentally ill but pretty generous. She wanted me to fuck her (for a whole month nearly), and she had to ask me if I wanted to fuck.



Embarrassing. Great food, BTW.



Feel free to ask, insult, praise, etc. me.



21 girls over the last 11 months. Peaks from June to December of last year. Massive decline from Jan to March of this year.
 

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