EdwardFenderBender
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- Oct 13, 2022
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Hi, it's Edward from .org, thought I'd try to write up a report on my time in the philippines so far. I arrived on the 2nd of September in manila and stayed the first night in Tondo because I saw the hotels there were cheaper than other parts of the city, little did I know it's a literal slum and the worst part of the city (many homeless people were around my hotel). The Taxi ride took over an hour as traffic in manila is insane, and after initially agreeing with the driver to go to Tondo for 1000php (about £15, which is the going rate according to the guys sheet) he tried to get me to pay 6000 php, arguing we were not in tondo and some other place. I ended up paying 2000 php (why, I do not know) and stayed the night in a cockroach infested hotel. I passed by a lot of tondo girls, but didn't have the courage to speak to any of them. Spent the next night in an expensive condo in pasig, a much nicer part of the city, and after the night, made my way to angeles, the escort capital of the philippines.
Angeles is a much nicer city, little traffic in comparison which makes travelling far less hassle. I stayed for 5 days in scorebirds, although pricey I would highly reccomend, hotel staff there are all really friendly, a great atmosphere and right next to walking street (also took the virginity of one of the waitresses there, she was goblin tier but it still counts). As for Tinder, would reccomend against it in angeles. I've had success in cavite (just south of manila) and in baguio, but was almost hopeless in angeles aside from a 5/10 who just moved here. I believe there is too much stigma from dating a foreigner in angeles (and possibly too much saturation) to reliably get a date here unless you're the chaddest of chads. The women were unresponsive and cold, refusing to meet (felt like using tinder in the UK). Cavite on the other hand, I was able to land a few dates, one of which led to a fuck (she was a fat 5/10 though) and another few dates with a cutie (was very close to bring her to a hotel). Cavite is pretty boring though, so after purchasing a motorcycle rode to angeles and stayed for a week (the motorcycle papers aren't complete so I can only travel long distance on a sunday to avoid the LTO checkpoints). I would highly reccomend Haduan falls just outside angeles, it's a 30min ride (not sure about the taxi cost) and full of negrito people. They're pretty nice, literal subhumans of course, and look like tiny niggers, but nice all the same (one even taught me how to limb a banana tree). If you want a cool experience, go down to the river and follow it up until you cann't see anymore people, get naked and have a bath, the water is bath temp warm, and you're surrounded by mountains.
After a week here I thought it's about time to move on to somewhere more interesting, and took the exhausting jorney to baguio (took about 4 hours, had to make a detour to avoid a checkpoint still operating). On my way there I got stared at by literally everyone, even while wearing a helmet (fucking creepy), the weather got worse and worse the farther up the mountains I got (turns out there was a cyclone approaching and I picked the worst day to ride) and arrived at m hotel drenched. The hotel was pretty interesting, a massive, mostly empty god themed hotel called ibay zion, with a great view of the mountains. Met up with a cute catholic girl named maria the second night in, been dating her for a couple of weeks (I think) now, was a virgin before we met and we go to the mountains everyday to eat lunch/trespass.
Overall I'd reccomend the philippines, I've had some ups and downs here but it's been an adventure, things to note are: avoid Angeles if you want free puss, and if you want p4p you may as well to to vietnam where the girls are actually beautiful, not used up 5/10's (also the go go bars charge 4000-5000 php long time which is extortionate give the quality of girls there).
Avoid manila if you want to do anything but coom, the options are plent there but it's a polluted shithole, I'd reccomend cavite/bacoor though as it's overall much nicer.
In Baguio the people are less friendly to foreigners, although I still meet plenty of nice people
There are plenty of virgins here, though not all of em are cute (flips top out at 7/10 )
Angeles is a much nicer city, little traffic in comparison which makes travelling far less hassle. I stayed for 5 days in scorebirds, although pricey I would highly reccomend, hotel staff there are all really friendly, a great atmosphere and right next to walking street (also took the virginity of one of the waitresses there, she was goblin tier but it still counts). As for Tinder, would reccomend against it in angeles. I've had success in cavite (just south of manila) and in baguio, but was almost hopeless in angeles aside from a 5/10 who just moved here. I believe there is too much stigma from dating a foreigner in angeles (and possibly too much saturation) to reliably get a date here unless you're the chaddest of chads. The women were unresponsive and cold, refusing to meet (felt like using tinder in the UK). Cavite on the other hand, I was able to land a few dates, one of which led to a fuck (she was a fat 5/10 though) and another few dates with a cutie (was very close to bring her to a hotel). Cavite is pretty boring though, so after purchasing a motorcycle rode to angeles and stayed for a week (the motorcycle papers aren't complete so I can only travel long distance on a sunday to avoid the LTO checkpoints). I would highly reccomend Haduan falls just outside angeles, it's a 30min ride (not sure about the taxi cost) and full of negrito people. They're pretty nice, literal subhumans of course, and look like tiny niggers, but nice all the same (one even taught me how to limb a banana tree). If you want a cool experience, go down to the river and follow it up until you cann't see anymore people, get naked and have a bath, the water is bath temp warm, and you're surrounded by mountains.
After a week here I thought it's about time to move on to somewhere more interesting, and took the exhausting jorney to baguio (took about 4 hours, had to make a detour to avoid a checkpoint still operating). On my way there I got stared at by literally everyone, even while wearing a helmet (fucking creepy), the weather got worse and worse the farther up the mountains I got (turns out there was a cyclone approaching and I picked the worst day to ride) and arrived at m hotel drenched. The hotel was pretty interesting, a massive, mostly empty god themed hotel called ibay zion, with a great view of the mountains. Met up with a cute catholic girl named maria the second night in, been dating her for a couple of weeks (I think) now, was a virgin before we met and we go to the mountains everyday to eat lunch/trespass.
Overall I'd reccomend the philippines, I've had some ups and downs here but it's been an adventure, things to note are: avoid Angeles if you want free puss, and if you want p4p you may as well to to vietnam where the girls are actually beautiful, not used up 5/10's (also the go go bars charge 4000-5000 php long time which is extortionate give the quality of girls there).
Avoid manila if you want to do anything but coom, the options are plent there but it's a polluted shithole, I'd reccomend cavite/bacoor though as it's overall much nicer.
In Baguio the people are less friendly to foreigners, although I still meet plenty of nice people
There are plenty of virgins here, though not all of em are cute (flips top out at 7/10 )
