Story Now that I've returned to the cold north, it's time for some caucasian pussy

[Marco Pumpo]

as much as I like to enjoy the local food, I like to cherish local pussy.

and it's been quite a while now that I've had a pale babe with pink nipples.

since german women are too retarded, I'm gonna try my luck with russian again.

i had a date with a 35yo half-german half-russian HTB from tinder. she grew up in moscow and has learned just enough german to hold a conversation because it's required for her job. she doesn't speak english at all. it's actually a huge plus because then all the international hipster guys here in Berlin can go fuck themselves.

but apparently she thinks german guys are wussies. we were talking about barbecue and she was surprised when i said i did that often in the park with friends. she thought german men don't know how to make fire because they're afraid of it.

of course i can't leave it like that and just bought a grill and coal. hopefully the bang will follow soon after i stuffed her mouth with some meat.

 

[predeterminism]

as much as I like to enjoy the local food, I like to cherish local pussy.

and it's been quite a while now that I've had a pale babe with pink nipples.

since german women are too retarded, I'm gonna try my luck with russian again.

i had a date with a 35yo half-german half-russian HTB from tinder. she grew up in moscow and has learned just enough german to hold a conversation because it's required for her job. she doesn't speak english at all. it's actually a huge plus because then all the international hipster guys here in Berlin can go fuck themselves.

but apparently she thinks german guys are wussies. we were talking about barbecue and she was surprised when i said i did that often in the park with friends. she thought german men don't know how to make fire because they're afraid of it.

of course i can't leave it like that and just bought a grill and coal. hopefully the bang will follow soon after i stuffed her mouth with some meat.

What are u if ur not german

 

[Marco Pumpo]

What are u if ur not german

i am. where did i say i'm not?

 

[predeterminism]

i am. where did i say i'm not?

I'm tripping cos I have gonny rn

 

[predeterminism]

as much as I like to enjoy the local food, I like to cherish local pussy.

and it's been quite a while now that I've had a pale babe with pink nipples.

since german women are too retarded, I'm gonna try my luck with russian again.

i had a date with a 35yo half-german half-russian HTB from tinder. she grew up in moscow and has learned just enough german to hold a conversation because it's required for her job. she doesn't speak english at all. it's actually a huge plus because then all the international hipster guys here in Berlin can go fuck themselves.

but apparently she thinks german guys are wussies. we were talking about barbecue and she was surprised when i said i did that often in the park with friends. she thought german men don't know how to make fire because they're afraid of it.

of course i can't leave it like that and just bought a grill and coal. hopefully the bang will follow soon after i stuffed her mouth with some meat.

Why is she against german guys

 

[Marco Pumpo]

Why is she against german guys

probably she's just used to russian men who always play the tough guy, never show their feelings. and then in berlin she saw all those gender bender hipsters and thought german men were all like that.

 

[predeterminism]

probably she's just used to russian men who always play the tough guy, never show their feelings. and then in berlin she saw all those gender bender hipsters and thought german men were all like that.

I see lots of russians in pattaya and they seem soy af

 

[Marco Pumpo]

I see lots of russians in pattaya and they seem soy af

most russian men look like boys. maybe that's why they need to larp tough.

also the ones you see there are the soy boys that fled from the military because they don't wanna get pulled to ukraine.

 

[Acion]

as much as I like to enjoy the local food, I like to cherish local pussy.

and it's been quite a while now that I've had a pale babe with pink nipples.

since german women are too retarded, I'm gonna try my luck with russian again.

i had a date with a 35yo half-german half-russian HTB from tinder. she grew up in moscow and has learned just enough german to hold a conversation because it's required for her job. she doesn't speak english at all. it's actually a huge plus because then all the international hipster guys here in Berlin can go fuck themselves.

but apparently she thinks german guys are wussies. we were talking about barbecue and she was surprised when i said i did that often in the park with friends. she thought german men don't know how to make fire because they're afraid of it.

of course i can't leave it like that and just bought a grill and coal. hopefully the bang will follow soon after i stuffed her mouth with some meat.

Russians are retarded savages.