Marco Pumpo
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- Apr 18, 2024
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It may sound like a nobrainer. but even despite knowing it i fall for it sometimes, hoping they are really as hot as in that picture. Especially when they are the ones suggesting to meet and come to a place that's convenient for me, i think well there's nothing to lose anyway.
Like this weekend when i met this supposedly good looking filipina. And when she stood there i already noticed all the fraud. Not enough to say "are you kidding me" and just leave (like a camouflage whale or something) but all these little things: Wrinkled face that was totally smoothed out in the pic, gummy smile that was hidden by the perfect amount of smiling im the picture, angle frauded jaw... She just had this auntie vibe that made me feel like what am i actually doing here.
Anyways, i just used the time to go to nearby park with her, smoke some weed and ask her about her work geomaxxing experiences which were fairly interesting at least. She worked in the philippines first, then in saudi arabia with hijab and all that shit, now in Germany. Quite some change of environment and experiences how countries compare... and she bought me a donut.![Grinning squinting face :laughing: 😆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f606.png)
Like this weekend when i met this supposedly good looking filipina. And when she stood there i already noticed all the fraud. Not enough to say "are you kidding me" and just leave (like a camouflage whale or something) but all these little things: Wrinkled face that was totally smoothed out in the pic, gummy smile that was hidden by the perfect amount of smiling im the picture, angle frauded jaw... She just had this auntie vibe that made me feel like what am i actually doing here.
Anyways, i just used the time to go to nearby park with her, smoke some weed and ask her about her work geomaxxing experiences which were fairly interesting at least. She worked in the philippines first, then in saudi arabia with hijab and all that shit, now in Germany. Quite some change of environment and experiences how countries compare... and she bought me a donut.
![Grinning squinting face :laughing: 😆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f606.png)
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