my plan to escape part time rotting

[anxietycel]

1: stop looking at screens so late at night i look like a fucking zombie bruv
2: exit my basement for sunlight in the morning
3: drunk abusing asian students at night so i can trick my brain into thinking i am higher status
4: more eggs

then my adventures shall begin. i going to take the eurostar to europe then fly from amsterdam to korea

 

[AlexBrown84]

replace screens with books tbh

also eat sardines in olive oil with eggs and kimchi. only three foods you need