JustGo
Well-known Member
Today I was laying in bed shitposting on 4chan, with the curtains open to the shared balcony outside.

The two teens - brother and sister, I think - who take care of the lodge came around dusting things off. First the guy comes through, then the girl. She's a typical Lao village girl...brown, short, dressed unfashionably, wide flat face. She seems to see me laying in bed through the windows, stiffens up. The windows are tinted, but not very dark. You can definitely see inside. She walks past, then turns around and walks straight to the door that opens from my room onto the balcony and starts tugging on the doorknob.
This is when all of you dirty coomers with your perma-boners would have leapt out of bed to open the door and beckon her inside for a quickie. But being limp as an overcooked noodle at the moment and also feeling a bit under the weather, I didn't react, the flimsy latch holds firm, and after a few seconds she gives up and walks away. A little while later we pass in the lobby; she gives me an unreadable look and I pretend like I didn't notice anything. BTW the reason she chose the balcony door is because there are no cameras on the balcony. Whatever. It wouldn't have worked out anyway. Maybe she would've even claimed she was just cleaning the balcony when I pulled her into my room and raped her. That would've been a pretty pickle to get out of in some bumfuck nowhere Lao village three days before my visa runs out.

The two teens - brother and sister, I think - who take care of the lodge came around dusting things off. First the guy comes through, then the girl. She's a typical Lao village girl...brown, short, dressed unfashionably, wide flat face. She seems to see me laying in bed through the windows, stiffens up. The windows are tinted, but not very dark. You can definitely see inside. She walks past, then turns around and walks straight to the door that opens from my room onto the balcony and starts tugging on the doorknob.
This is when all of you dirty coomers with your perma-boners would have leapt out of bed to open the door and beckon her inside for a quickie. But being limp as an overcooked noodle at the moment and also feeling a bit under the weather, I didn't react, the flimsy latch holds firm, and after a few seconds she gives up and walks away. A little while later we pass in the lobby; she gives me an unreadable look and I pretend like I didn't notice anything. BTW the reason she chose the balcony door is because there are no cameras on the balcony. Whatever. It wouldn't have worked out anyway. Maybe she would've even claimed she was just cleaning the balcony when I pulled her into my room and raped her. That would've been a pretty pickle to get out of in some bumfuck nowhere Lao village three days before my visa runs out.