Story just had the longest first kiss of my life

[Marco Pumpo]

i just had the second date with a vietnamese 6 in berlin, 12 years younger than me. the first date we went to a cocktail bar. she only ordered an alcohol free cocktail and some food which was kinda cucked because she actually said she drinks alcohol "sometimes". when i paid she didn't make any move to share or even thank me for the invitation. also she took very long to reply to messages after that so my expectations were already pretty low... and for a next date it was already clear i'd only go for free or cheap places.

today i took her for a walk in the evening sun and when it got cold and windy i took her to an indian restaurant nearby that sells strong cocktails. but again she just ordered a sweet alcohol free one. i thought about how to finally escalate things out of this lame situation. she offered me a sip of her "mango kiss" cocktail and i said the cocktail was as sweet as her. "no, i think i'm sweeter than the cocktail." "are you sure?" "well, some things you have to find out to know".

i didn't hesitate a second after she gave me that open goal and kissed her. i expected her to tolerate it a bit and then back off because we were sitting in a restaurant. but she joined in. her kiss tasted like mango and was just as passionate and sensual as mine so we just kept on kissing for i don't know how many minutes without break. the restaurant was pretty empty and 3 indian waiters started staring at us. i felt kinda high from the kiss and had to calm down for a bit. she said she never kissed that long and then i realized it was the same for me, at least for a first kiss.

this weekend summer is finally going to break through, 30 degrees and sun. i'll take her to a swim in a lake... and she can't swim. good outlook to escalate further.

as usual, the sword of Damocles is hanging upon me though. because i frauded my age on that dating app since i didn't get any decent matches. i'm 11 years younger now. and of course reavealing the lie always has huge potential to fuck things up.

 

[masonfrancis]

i just had the second date with a vietnamese 6 in berlin, 12 years younger than me. the first date we went to a cocktail bar. she only ordered an alcohol free cocktail and some food which was kinda cucked because she actually said she drinks alcohol "sometimes". when i paid she didn't make any move to share or even thank me for the invitation. also she took very long to reply to messages after that so my expectations were already pretty low... and for a next date it was already clear i'd only go for free or cheap places.

today i took her for a walk in the evening sun and when it got cold and windy i took her to an indian restaurant nearby that sells strong cocktails. but again she just ordered a sweet alcohol free one. i thought about how to finally escalate things out of this lame situation. she offered me a sip of her "mango kiss" cocktail and i said the cocktail was as sweet as her. "no, i think i'm sweeter than the cocktail." "are you sure?" "well, some things you have to find out to know".

i didn't hesitate a second after she gave me that open goal and kissed her. i expected her to tolerate it a bit and then back off because we were sitting in a restaurant. but she joined in. her kiss tasted like mango and was just as passionate and sensual as mine so we just kept on kissing for i don't know how many minutes without break. the restaurant was pretty empty and 3 indian waiters started staring at us. i felt kinda high from the kiss and had to calm down for a bit. she said she never kissed that long and then i realized it was the same for me, at least for a first kiss.

this weekend summer is finally going to break through, 30 degrees and sun. i'll take her to a swim in a lake... and she can't swim. good outlook to escalate further.

as usual, the sword of Damocles is hanging upon me though. because i frauded my age on that dating app since i didn't get any decent matches. i'm 11 years younger now. and of course reavealing the lie always has huge potential to fuck things up.

how old are you and rate her..

 

[Marco Pumpo]

how old are you and rate her..

almost 40, so teenage style news like "the longest first kiss of my life" don't happen often anymore.

i rated her in the first sentence bro.

 

[masonfrancis]

almost 40, so teenage style news like "the longest first kiss of my life" don't happen often anymore.

i rated her in the first sentence bro.

will you ever get a face lift?

 

[Marco Pumpo]

will you ever get a face lift?

certainly not in the near future. maybe one day if i look like a wrinkled grandpa.

the underlying bone structures are much more important, if they aren't in order, facelifting is cope anyway. what i need is bimax.

 

[fatchadlitecel]

I look about 5 years younger than my real age so I can still get away with tinder age fraud

 

[Marco Pumpo]

I look about 5 years younger than my real age so I can still get away with tinder age fraud

me too. but there are still some downsides to it besides the lying. some women filter out men who are younger than them.

i had my age on bumble frauded by 10 years and even though it was still credible regarding pictures i didn't get any likes in germany. now i changed it to 5 years and likes are coming in again. not exactly useful likes but at least something is coming in again.

 

[nomad]

Why would you even consider revealing your real age and did you ever get in trouble for frauding?

 

[Marco Pumpo]

Why would you even consider revealing your real age

usually only an issue if things get more serious

and did you ever get in trouble for frauding?

yes, if you travel together with a woman at some point you have to show ID for check-in and she can see it. or she takes the chance to ask you if she can have a look at your passport. if you say no it's not exactly trustworthy either.