Advice im hella nervous about losing my virginity next week so give me tips (serious i cant ask anyone in my circle cause they are normie/muslim)

[gottagetdabagfirst202x]

1. i dont want to buy condoms in person cause its awkward af cause i look kinda white so they will think im a sex tourist so should i just use grab app to make some wagie order my condoms for me?
2. wtf do i do after cooming? cuddle and talk with the condom still on or do they think thats disgusting? or clean up first cuddle and fuck again?
3. i dont have any other questions really i researched like an aspie on what to do lol any tips? imma jerk off before to last longer and be less nervous

i larped 18 on tinder and matched with older girls and told them to teach me and they all said its hot so imma go crazy go stupid!

 

[Exutoire]

1. i dont want to buy condoms in person cause its awkward af cause i look kinda white so they will think im a sex tourist so should i just use grab app to make some wagie order my condoms for me?
2. wtf do i do after cooming? cuddle and talk with the condom still on or do they think thats disgusting? or clean up first cuddle and fuck again?
3. i dont have any other questions really i researched like an aspie on what to do lol any tips? imma jerk off before to last longer and be less nervous

i larped 18 on tinder and matched with older girls and told them to teach me and they all said its hot so imma go crazy go stupid!

1. Yeah just order online ig. Take the right size btw.

 

[predeterminism]

Yeah buy them through grab

And then yea keep the condom on after the sex, you have to let the sperm ferment while u cuddle her

Maybe after sex just talk about how u want a relationship and tell her all the rules for ur new relationship w her

 

[gottagetdabagfirst202x]

Yeah buy them through grab

And then yea keep the condom on after the sex, you have to let the sperm ferment while u cuddle her

Maybe after sex just talk about how u want a relationship and tell her all the rules for ur new relationship w her

i cant tell if ur being ur aspie self or if ur joking bro, is she gonna drink my fermented cum out of my used condom like a shot drink?

 

[AlexBrown84]

i cant tell if ur being ur aspie self or if ur joking bro, is she gonna drink my fermented cum out of my used condom like a shot drink?

porn brain rot

over for you

enjoy your pied

 

[Phxx]

1. Just buy them in person who gives a fuck


2. Ask her?

3. U will probably not get it up if u jerk off before

 

[QuantativeAnalyticalBS]

1. i dont want to buy condoms in person cause its awkward af cause i look kinda white so they will think im a sex tourist so should i just use grab app to make some wagie order my condoms for me?
2. wtf do i do after cooming? cuddle and talk with the condom still on or do they think thats disgusting? or clean up first cuddle and fuck again?
3. i dont have any other questions really i researched like an aspie on what to do lol any tips? imma jerk off before to last longer and be less nervous

i larped 18 on tinder and matched with older girls and told them to teach me and they all said its hot so imma go crazy go stupid!

Loser.

 

[Rance]

3. U will probably not get it up if u jerk off before

Yeah I agree, the biggest risk here isn't busting too quickly, it's not being able to get it up. Anxiety can wreck you

 

[bittersweet]

buy viagra. where did you geomax who gives a fuck what they think.

 

[kizakiari]

Dont use viagra it can damage you
Your retRd. Life isnt porn movie your a spastic ape.
Buy 10/10 escorts or geomax to lossen up

 

[Pained4ever]

Dont use viagra it can damage you
Your retRd. Life isnt porn movie your a spastic ape.
Buy 10/10 escorts or geomax to lossen up

viagra is so good it makes your dick so hard it kinda hurts

 

[kizakiari]

viagra is so good it makes your dick so hard it kinda hurts

can go blind on it, and get dependant on it, meaning not be able to get erect without it

 

[Pained4ever]

can go blind on it, and get dependant on it, meaning not be able to get erect without it

that sounds like bullshit i take it b4 hookers a lot and my dick is fine without it. prob skill issue

 

[Acion]

don't wear a condom

 

[Pained4ever]

don't wear a condom

Ever. Under any circumstances.

 

[Exutoire]

Ever. Under any circumstances.

Why ?

 

[Pained4ever]

Why ?

bc theyre cucked and gay. and if youre circumcucked makes cumming impossible

 

[Exutoire]

bc theyre cucked and gay. and if youre circumcucked makes cumming impossible

Hmmm ok. No risk of creating baby mamas ? jfl

 

[Pained4ever]

Hmmm ok. No risk of creating baby mamas ? jfl

imagine caring

 

[Cigarette]

1. i dont want to buy condoms in person cause its awkward af cause i look kinda white so they will think im a sex tourist so should i just use grab app to make some wagie order my condoms for me?
2. wtf do i do after cooming? cuddle and talk with the condom still on or do they think thats disgusting? or clean up first cuddle and fuck again?
3. i dont have any other questions really i researched like an aspie on what to do lol any tips? imma jerk off before to last longer and be less nervous

i larped 18 on tinder and matched with older girls and told them to teach me and they all said its hot so imma go crazy go stupid!

1) nigga just buy the condoms its not that deep. if you cant do that just doordash them or something
2) answer based if youre using a condom: after cumming go to the bathroom and throw the condom in the trash. then clean your dick properly so you dont get her pregnant. most girl like cuddling, some ask you to leave. be fine with either.
3) jerk off before leaving your home and take 2-3 zinc or magnesium pills so your cum refills on time.

if you arent a porn addict you should be able to get it up with a mere touch my nigga idek what these retards on top are talking about.

you should be excited about digging that pussy not anxious

gl op!

 

[Cigarette]

ask them for a blowjob (without the condom bruh) before digging in

 

[kamster]

never order condoms through grab, how will you know its right size for you? just go to 7 eleven and try there first