Vent I'm a boring autistic chud

[DreamLight]

Assburgers and anxiety has screwed me up hella hard. I can't even enjoy myself like a normal human, I'm too much of pussy to take rollercoasters, go on planes and go to parties. I used to have meltdowns in school because of my autism and people don't really fwm because of other stupid shit I did. I'm leaving highschool soon and I don't want to live like a troglodyte for the rest of my days. Do I have a chance at geomaxxing in Brazil or rise my status in college?

 

[Pained4ever]

Assburgers and anxiety has screwed me up hella hard. I can't even enjoy myself like a normal human, I'm too much of pussy to take rollercoasters, go on planes and go to parties. I used to have meltdowns in school because of my autism and people don't really fwm because of other stupid shit I did. I'm leaving highschool soon and I don't want to live like a troglodyte for the rest of my days. Do I have a chance at geomaxxing in Brazil or rise my status in college?

Why Brazil of all places? But given that your pfp is a 3d render of the 67 meme kid im gonna go out on a limb and say it never began tbqh with you.

 

[DreamLight]

Why Brazil of all places?

Basically my dad met a (white) Brazilian girl in the yookay and has been there before. He thinks I'll get a girl there. Also my grandparents live there. I have been there many times but now I have phobia of planes for some reason and haven't went cuz of my exams. I don't even want to go to Brazil tbh I just want friends and an autistic gf.

 

[geneblackman]

imagine going to the NT capital of the world as an autist jfl

 

[Pained4ever]

Basically my dad met a (white) Brazilian girl in the yookay and has been there before. He thinks I'll get a girl there. Also my grandparents live there. I have been there many times but now I have phobia of planes for some reason and haven't went cuz of my exams. I don't even want to go to Brazil tbh I just want friends and an autistic gf.

Brother quit being a pussy

 

[Marco Pumpo]

i recently had a conversation about autists with a friend because he dated one. he came to the conclusion that they love environments where everything is predictable. some autists move to germany because they dream of rules, structures, routines, cleanliness, security (it's mostly the stereotype that's left though).

unfortunately for you, the most predictable countries are not known as pussy paradises at all. pussy paradises are often chaotic shitholes. (maybe that's why quant failed so hard in vietnam.)

but if you're too much of a pussy to step into a plane anyway, your best bet with low SMV in burgerland is probably a corpulent lady of color.

 

[DreamLight]

but if you're too much of a pussy to step into a plane anyway, your best bet with low SMV in burgerland is probably a corpulent lady of color.

I can get drugs for the plane issue. I was able to cope with flying to Portugal a year ago on drugs, it's just long distance flites I hate. I don't live in Burgerland, I live in the UK.

 

[JohnGotti]

Assburgers and anxiety has screwed me up hella hard. I can't even enjoy myself like a normal human, I'm too much of pussy to take rollercoasters, go on planes and go to parties. I used to have meltdowns in school because of my autism and people don't really fwm because of other stupid shit I did. I'm leaving highschool soon and I don't want to live like a troglodyte for the rest of my days. Do I have a chance at geomaxxing in Brazil or rise my status in college?

Contrary to most countries, Brazil still has an insane halo effect for Euros and Americans as opposed to other LATAM countries. Brazil doesn't receive many visitors in contrast with its large population. Brazil is a real good starting point.

Other things to consider:

Brazil has lower standards in general for everything. It's considered acceptable to throw trash, piss and shit in the streets, and commit petty crimes. Fashion isn't so important because nobody dresses well. Generic American citizens like myself basically get special treatment from their middle and upper classes just for showing up.

This all ties into social aspects as well. You are free to dive for a kiss and touch a girl on your first date after a few hours. Its dey cultah anyways, and it's not considered sexual assault unlike the Anglophone countries. Sperg qualities are passed over due to language barriers or lack of a filter for them in the first place.

Jump in.

 

[awkward]

never forget that gandy, o'pry brad pit all lost their virgins at or between 20-24 years old. the only reason you are a virgin in brazil in NT capital of the world is because you are ugly and probably a manlet. autism doesnt exist for most people.

 

[JohnGotti]

never forget that gandy, o'pry brad pit all lost their virgins at or between 20-24 years old. the only reason you are a virgin in brazil in NT capital of the world is because you are ugly and probably a manlet. autism doesnt exist for most people.

Brazil is the only place where I swear you can see guys with girls taller or tall as them on occasion. Pic related had a kid with them.

 

[explorer7878]

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Brazil is the only place where I swear you can see guys with girls taller or tall as them on occasion. Pic related had a kid with them.

nice ass

 

[awkward]

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Brazil is the only place where I swear you can see guys with girls taller or tall as them on occasion. Pic related had a kid with them.

they are both genemaxxing for different reasons.