Jade
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- Oct 10, 2024
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I was telling a guy I met on the street that I'm a nepiophile and proud of it. He didn't know what that means so I took the opportunity to define the terms nepiophile, pedophile, hebephile, ephebophile, and teleiophile. I told him I wish there was no age of consent so that I could legally use a toddler as a fleshlight. Even though he was buff, I told him this. He was as muscular Popeyes, even had the same hat Popeyes wears, and he was eating a can of spinach like Popeyes. He got angry with me and told me to shut the fuck up. His face got red and veins were bulging from his forehead. I told him he shouldn't be mad because I'm a "virtuous pedophile." I explained to him what VirPed(Virtuous Pedophiles) is which is MAPs that don't commit crimes. He was yelling at me at the top of his lungs and calling me insults. I'm a teleiophobe. Teleiophiles are dangerous. He was yelling so loud my ears started to hurt. I told him if he hurts me that I'll call the police. I called the police after he punched me and gave me a black eye and bloody nose. I was scared that he would kill me. He also told me he's a gun owner and that he ought to shoot me in the face, but that he won't because he doesn't want to go to prison. He also said he has "hot, sexy prepubescent daughters"(in his words) and that that's why he hates pedophiles - he doesn't want pedophiles to prey on them. The way he explained it it sounds like he's sexually attracted to them. I think he's a repressed MAP. He asked me how on Earth can I be attracted to "girls in their peak" when there's "roasties with saggy tits" out there. I also showed him my girllove symbol tattoo and explained to him what it means. It's next to my swastika and TND tattoos. He also called me a racist piece of shit and that's also why he hates me. He says antisemitism is bad because "Israel is our greatest ally." He's a card-carrying Trump supporter. I told him Trump is a tyrannical tangerine for not reforming the age of consent and rape laws. I actually support Trump too and was just trolling him. I told him he's a White so he should be a National Socialist like me. That earned me another punch to my face. My face hurts so much. I applied ice to my face when I got home. He said because killing is illegal that I should kill myself like Jeffrey Epstein did, so that he doesn't get in trouble. He told me he'd buy suicide drugs for me as long as I don't include him in the suicide note and write that I do it on my own volition. I got beaten so badly I urinated on myself. I was scared shitless. My shirt got covered in blood. I had to wash it and my pants too since they were soaked in urine. I told the police I was beat up for defending Peter Scully and for being a VirPed. The cop told me I deserve what happened to me, and that I deserve worse. I also told him the guy who beat me up told me his daughters are hot and sexy. The cop told me that's based and that he's a pedophile too but hates the VirPed kind of pedophiles. The cop told me he already knows who the guy is and that he's a "brocel." It seems incel lingo is going mainstream. I wonder if they browse the incel forum incels.is. They weren't ugly though. They were both Chads. The police told me to fuck off and that they won't file a police report. The cop told me to stop being a crybaby(tears were streaming down my face when I entered the police station) and to stop being a tattletale. He told me his department doesn't arrest pedophiles and rapists. The corrupt cop also tried to blackmail me. He said if I don't let him adopt my daughter, let him molest her on the daily, and keep that a secret that he'll arrest me. I told him the truth which is that I don't have a daughter and I haven't committed a crime. He told me he'd beat me up like Rodney King but that he can't because he has to wear body cameras and doesn't want to get in trouble.
This is why I haven't made much posts in the last few days. Be careful out there. Don't be like me and not carry pepper spray with you. Go to the gym and I'd say to take steroids too, but I think that steroids are illegal, so don't use them. It's time to legalize steroids. Carry a gun if you live in a place where guns can legally be carried. I know sex offenders aren't allowed to use guns though, which they should. Even though I believe in going to the gym, I don't believe in fighting and I only believe in it to look more intimidating and bigger so you don't get struck in the first place. A good role model is Kenneth Freeman. He's a buff pedophile and he owned guns. Take self defense classes. Make sure to eat your spinach too like Popeyes.
Also, speaking of Popeyes, it was a cartoon that originally came out in black-and-white. Color television should be banned because it's new and I'm a conservative that believes the past is better than the present. We need to reject modernity.
This is why I haven't made much posts in the last few days. Be careful out there. Don't be like me and not carry pepper spray with you. Go to the gym and I'd say to take steroids too, but I think that steroids are illegal, so don't use them. It's time to legalize steroids. Carry a gun if you live in a place where guns can legally be carried. I know sex offenders aren't allowed to use guns though, which they should. Even though I believe in going to the gym, I don't believe in fighting and I only believe in it to look more intimidating and bigger so you don't get struck in the first place. A good role model is Kenneth Freeman. He's a buff pedophile and he owned guns. Take self defense classes. Make sure to eat your spinach too like Popeyes.
Also, speaking of Popeyes, it was a cartoon that originally came out in black-and-white. Color television should be banned because it's new and I'm a conservative that believes the past is better than the present. We need to reject modernity.
