Jade
Well-known Member
- Oct 10, 2024
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At the outset I will say it's not okay to rape nor kill foids. This is just satire.
1. I've never used a wood chipper, but perhaps you can put her body through it to make it into dust.
2. Bury her in your background or elsewhere. The benefit of this method is that you can unbury her from time to time to rape her dead body.
3. Throw her into the ocean, perhaps tied to a boulder so she doesn't float and hope a whale, shark, or other sea animal eats her.
4. Chop her up, cook her up, and eat her up or feed her to your dog or other animal. You'll still need to deal with her bones somehow. Writing this makes me hungry. I like the taste of beef liver. I wonder what foid liver tastes like. You can also use her skin to make lampshades and other things like Ed Gein did. I wonder what that looks like.
5. Perhaps bribe a worker at a crematorium to let you burn her or just sneak into it while the staff is at home and operate it yourself. Then it's easy to just scatter the ashes.
6. While she's alive make her write a fake suicide note and then hang her and leave the suicide note with her so the police mistake it for suicide instead of homicide.
7. This is somewhat related, you can bribe the homicide detective to not arrest you.
8. Technology has been advancing lately, so maybe you can bribe a rocket engineer to propel the foid's bones to outer space. Then those bones probably won't be found. Even if they are, they might think they're alien bones at first.
9. Dispose of the body at the home of a nigger or someone she used to know and hope the murder gets blamed on him.
10. Just dump her anywhere with drugs near her so they think she was just a drug addict who overdosed. There might be an autopsy, so the killing method may actually be drug overdose.
11. Feed her body to a big snake. Snakes can digest bones.
1. I've never used a wood chipper, but perhaps you can put her body through it to make it into dust.
2. Bury her in your background or elsewhere. The benefit of this method is that you can unbury her from time to time to rape her dead body.
3. Throw her into the ocean, perhaps tied to a boulder so she doesn't float and hope a whale, shark, or other sea animal eats her.
4. Chop her up, cook her up, and eat her up or feed her to your dog or other animal. You'll still need to deal with her bones somehow. Writing this makes me hungry. I like the taste of beef liver. I wonder what foid liver tastes like. You can also use her skin to make lampshades and other things like Ed Gein did. I wonder what that looks like.
5. Perhaps bribe a worker at a crematorium to let you burn her or just sneak into it while the staff is at home and operate it yourself. Then it's easy to just scatter the ashes.
6. While she's alive make her write a fake suicide note and then hang her and leave the suicide note with her so the police mistake it for suicide instead of homicide.
7. This is somewhat related, you can bribe the homicide detective to not arrest you.
8. Technology has been advancing lately, so maybe you can bribe a rocket engineer to propel the foid's bones to outer space. Then those bones probably won't be found. Even if they are, they might think they're alien bones at first.
9. Dispose of the body at the home of a nigger or someone she used to know and hope the murder gets blamed on him.
10. Just dump her anywhere with drugs near her so they think she was just a drug addict who overdosed. There might be an autopsy, so the killing method may actually be drug overdose.
11. Feed her body to a big snake. Snakes can digest bones.
