How do you have sex?

[Mafumofu]

How do you know what to do? Like how do take her clothes off or find the vagina without looking, especially if the woman has pubic hair. Is this something you're just supposed to know if you're NT?

 

[Marco Pumpo]

hilarious thread but i will help you because you're autistic.

Is this something you're just supposed to know if you're NT?

no, there is no special sex knowledge that NT people have. you are just overthinking and you don't have to execute everything perfectly. she will be a little nervous as well, just like you.

Like how do take her clothes off

taking off clothes can be a little tricky sometimes because there are many types of shirts and bras and whatnot. but it's okay, she knows her clothes and will usually help undressing herself if she is not dead in bed.

find the vagina without looking, especially if the woman has pubic hair

you don't have to "find the vagina without looking". it's allowed to look at it and if she has a hairy bush you can just check with your hand. you should do that anyway to make sure she is wet.

your dick is not a stealth missile that needs to hit the target with a single attack.

 

[Sneep]

I legit wondered this when I was 13-14. I don't know when or how I figured out that the vagina has 1 entrance for the penis and you can't mess it up. Vaginas look so confusing I thought you needed a guide on how to have sex. I kept looking up how do you have sex and none answered my questions properly.

 

[Mafumofu]

you don't have to "find the vagina without looking". it's allowed to look at it and if she has a hairy bush you can just check with your hand. you should do that anyway to make sure she is wet.

your dick is not a stealth missile that needs to hit the target with a single attack.

But isn't frantically searching for the hole in the bush a bit of an awkward turnoff for the girl? Like you don't know what you're doing

Anyway I went snowboarding for the first time today, which felt so different compared to videos it almost gave me a panic attack. I wondered if having sex is the same.

 

[masonfrancis]

it’s easy and will come naturally

 

[Friar Tuck]

But isn't frantically searching for the hole in the bush a bit of an awkward turnoff for the girl? Like you don't know what you're doing

Anyway I went snowboarding for the first time today, which felt so different compared to videos it almost gave me a panic attack. I wondered if having sex is the same.

It just comes naturally. Irl sex can be quite messy. It will get better the more you have sex with her until becomes boring even and you will crave a new woman.

 

[National Socialist]

I legit wondered this when I was 13-14. I don't know when or how I figured out that the vagina has 1 entrance for the penis and you can't mess it up. Vaginas look so confusing I thought you needed a guide on how to have sex. I kept looking up how do you have sex and none answered my questions properly.

Vaginas are beautiful.

 

[currylarper]

i never understood when you have sex. do you have it spontaneously or do you plan it beforehand

 

[Pained4ever]

You don't.

Simple. As.

 

[Pained4ever]

But isn't frantically searching for the hole in the bush a bit of an awkward turnoff for the girl? Like you don't know what you're doing

Anyway I went snowboarding for the first time today, which felt so different compared to videos it almost gave me a panic attack. I wondered if having sex is the same.

Your first time (first many times tbqh) is gonna be akward dude, no way around it. Many things in life are like that.