Confessions

[AlexBrown84]

i have no friends.

spend the entirety of my days inside coping with books

spend atleast 5 hours a day on tiktok

goon

eat Korean food everyday

play basketball inside my apartment

only go outside at night to get my daily steps in

and I’m sexless



ok guys, your turn. we listen, we don’t judge

 

[AlexBrown84]

if you go longer than one month without sex, you revert to being a virgin

so I’m a virgin

 

[explorer7878]

if you go longer than one month without sex, you revert to being a virgin

so I’m a virgin

why don't you just install tinder or go into night life to get the sex? you are a htn so should be possible for you even in Korea

 

[Orientalist]

Is Korean food real

 

[AlexBrown84]

Is Korean food real

ye that’s why I eat it everyday

not that chinese oil slop shi

 

[AlexBrown84]

why don't you just install tinder or go into night life to get the sex? you are a htn so should be possible for you even in Korea

it doesn’t work

these girls want duke dennis, not me